My ode to Marlene Dietrich:
Oh, Blonde Venus was so wonderful.
You have a husband with radiation poisoning,
so you have to wear an ape suit?
Oh, you are a failure at failing.
Lets run across the country
and your abusive husband, oh run back to him!
Run, Marlene, run!
That is all
Also: I am still in the thralls of an awful headcold, and stand to lose my job at the library.
Oh, I am so broke, oh!
How will I afford my new Escher tattoo I wanted to get?
Why must my taste in aesthetics be so expensive??
Oh, Blonde Venus was so wonderful.
You have a husband with radiation poisoning,
so you have to wear an ape suit?
Oh, you are a failure at failing.
Lets run across the country
and your abusive husband, oh run back to him!
Run, Marlene, run!
That is all
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Also: I am still in the thralls of an awful headcold, and stand to lose my job at the library.
Oh, I am so broke, oh!
How will I afford my new Escher tattoo I wanted to get?
Why must my taste in aesthetics be so expensive??
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