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-Drink lots of vodka

-Network my ASS off

-Fall asleep in an IHOP

-BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH A BAND FROM BRIGHTON??????

-Get followed by literally every music artist on Instagram apparently

When did I get so cool, I mean, I did not get the memo.

work work work work work

Current Sexuality: Alex Turner's hip movements

My ears are ringing, but

10/10 would see again

I think that's enough of my face for now.

Hello, Suicide Girls!

I'm old and crotchety and don't understand this newfangled inter-webz you kiddos use.

Okay that's a lie.

I'm just old and crotchety.