Never bake cookies using Nutella as a substitute for peanut butter...this is what I've learnt today kids. That, and I should never be let loose near a power drill. Well, actually...I work better armed and dangerous, I take joy in imagining it's a pistol and freaking out my housemate (hilarious by the way!). Not that it needs to be imagined as a pistol as the drill is a lethal weapon in itself...now where am I going with this anecdote you may be wondering.
Well, I'll tell you where...the motherfucking zombie apocalypse - that's where! I have underated and forgotton about DIY tools as handy substitutes for weaponry when the impending end of days inevitably comes (too many 'in' words there?! Fuck it, I don't care...). Anyways...I think I may arm myself with a cordless power drill, not the same efficiency or accuracy as a pistol or shotgun but no reload time or ammo required AND a hell of a lot more gory...WIN!
By the way, I was using a drill to make some "art" in case you were wondering...
Well, I'll tell you where...the motherfucking zombie apocalypse - that's where! I have underated and forgotton about DIY tools as handy substitutes for weaponry when the impending end of days inevitably comes (too many 'in' words there?! Fuck it, I don't care...). Anyways...I think I may arm myself with a cordless power drill, not the same efficiency or accuracy as a pistol or shotgun but no reload time or ammo required AND a hell of a lot more gory...WIN!
By the way, I was using a drill to make some "art" in case you were wondering...
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Have you come up with any catchy, "Arnie"-esque quips? Such as when he says "He had to let off some steam" in Commando or "He had to split" in Running Man. You have to have some cheesy lines ready.