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It's been a while. Hi all.
It's one of my favorite days of the year. I get to spoil the hell out of my lady on her birthday.
Good times to come.

East coast camping... It was no less epic this year. The nine came, they camped, they drank and there were many a Suri bomb and banana hammock. My recalection of the events is a little hazy, as I was mostly drunk for 69 hours strait. I am pretty sure at some point I murdered a predator, made special friends with a stray cat, nearly made...
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white trash BBQ kicked my ass. i am so tired. so many burgers, so much pie, so little sleep. gonna sleep now.

so i got drunk : strill pissed
so i made soup: still piossed.
so i talked it over with frineds: still pissed.

what is the fucking deal with small, controlling little men? jealous fuckers who cannot stand their partners having any friends at all that are possibly percieved as a threat? fuckers. stupid insecure bastards. go choke on something.

ok the internets have been broken since i posted last time. this sucks. on the bright side, im drunk again from going to that restaurant with my family.

drunk again. drinking at the same restaurant with the familly. i call shinannigans.

so i went to go take a piss and realized that my underwear was on backwards... humbling. le sigh.

kitties!!! the boy and the girl are finally in corinthias apartment. they are soo freaking cute! they love the place, and they love the lack of 3 larger angry kitties.

monday i drove down to take care of my darling corinthia who was to have a wisdow tooth out. she was all scared and silly and adorable. she got it out and was achy. i took care of the ailing pretty. she is better now and eating lots of ice cream.

everybody be really really nice to corinthia she jaw hurts and she will have...
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i got stood up by a friend, then really drunk last night and drunk dialed people from the comfort of my shower (wich was on). in unrelated news, i killed another cell phone, this time from drowning. shit. that's two in less than a year.

i have no idea who i actually called last night.

wooo cheap whishek and st patricks day. twooo

fun fact #1: bubble baths and ice cream go really well together, but you should never mix them.