From my IM log. Megz, my 16 year old sister in law, just got a job at Starbucks.
3:04:39 PM apotheos@telus.net: I want a Non fat half caff tripple grande quarter sweet sugar free vanilla non-fat lactaid extra hot extra foamy caramel macchiato.
3:05:03 PM megz:
3:05:10 PM megz: got no idea how to do that
3:05:10 PM megz: lol
3:05:13 PM megz: BUt I...
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3:04:39 PM apotheos@telus.net: I want a Non fat half caff tripple grande quarter sweet sugar free vanilla non-fat lactaid extra hot extra foamy caramel macchiato.
3:05:03 PM megz:
3:05:10 PM megz: got no idea how to do that
3:05:10 PM megz: lol
3:05:13 PM megz: BUt I...
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Space aliens.
Pursuant to yesterdays planning sessions in regards to the porn epics Analcaust and Analcaust II - The Reckoning, I want you all to know that Analcaust III - Subtitle TBA will focus on Space Aliens anally raping both the Jews and the Nazis. I think that to understand where this is coming from you really needed to know that. (we pitched Area 69...
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Pursuant to yesterdays planning sessions in regards to the porn epics Analcaust and Analcaust II - The Reckoning, I want you all to know that Analcaust III - Subtitle TBA will focus on Space Aliens anally raping both the Jews and the Nazis. I think that to understand where this is coming from you really needed to know that. (we pitched Area 69...
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I will offend you.
Today, on the way to the parking lot, the conversation went like this:
"We need to make the most tasteless porno ever"
"How can we do that? There is some pretty rank stuff out there"
"I propose we call it The Analcaust. It is a revisionist history where all the Nazis do is round up Jewish women and fuck them in...
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Today, on the way to the parking lot, the conversation went like this:
"We need to make the most tasteless porno ever"
"How can we do that? There is some pretty rank stuff out there"
"I propose we call it The Analcaust. It is a revisionist history where all the Nazis do is round up Jewish women and fuck them in...
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We had a flagrantly overdone thunderstorm last night. First it was a god damned light show, then it was a god damned monsoon. Indra must have been working overtime.
Anyway, that means I slept like shit. Now I'm cranky. Cranky and horny and hungry.
What a day.
Anyway, that means I slept like shit. Now I'm cranky. Cranky and horny and hungry.
What a day.
So, I live in what you could affectionatly call the Canadian bible belt. There is another bible belt over in Saskatchewan of really conservative Christians: I live in the Mormon bible belt. Yep, the poligamy-loving, secret rituals of the Masons stealing Mormons! They are lovely folk, just a bit odd. Like the special underwear that brings them closer to christ. Or the fucked up notion...
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tokage:
Heh, I see i'm not the only one infuriated by the peculiarities of the people living around him 
and i'd not worry about insulting mormons, I mean if they're not the forgiving kind then who is? Imagine that eh, religious people? Hypocrites? Unprecedented! Hhhmmm, something of a sweeping assumption there but hey-ho these things happen 
Long live the colonies! ^_^
and i'd not worry about insulting mormons, I mean if they're not the forgiving kind then who is? Imagine that eh, religious people? Hypocrites? Unprecedented! Hhhmmm, something of a sweeping assumption there but hey-ho these things happen
Long live the colonies! ^_^
So SG has a new face. I hate it.
But me and the status quo? We are like >< that. I don't typically care what the status quo is, either. Needless change irritates me. "Keeping it fresh" is slang for "I hate it when people are comfortable with something".
So...Half-Life 2. I figured my new computer (20" iMac) needed a new game so I bought...
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But me and the status quo? We are like >< that. I don't typically care what the status quo is, either. Needless change irritates me. "Keeping it fresh" is slang for "I hate it when people are comfortable with something".
So...Half-Life 2. I figured my new computer (20" iMac) needed a new game so I bought...
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necia:
Oh, I hope so.
I'm sure she'll be tolerable. I didn't want to punch through my monitor when I saw her in the trailers on the movie's website, so . . .
Also, Kevin Kline is pretty awesome too.
I'm sure she'll be tolerable. I didn't want to punch through my monitor when I saw her in the trailers on the movie's website, so . . .
Also, Kevin Kline is pretty awesome too.
apotheos:
Kevin Kline is either realy awesome, or really bland. Its like his a pendulum, unable to stay at "ok".
zoomusikgrl:
hello, comment love!
apotheos:
Oh you!
> feeling the love <
> feeling the love <
Some days I hate Google.
Today is one of those days.
At 5,327.625 feet long (1.6km) and 314 feet high (96 meters), my home town features the longest and highest train trestle bridge in the world. I think. We don't get a big head about it but I think I heard once its the biggest in the world. Not important.
Anyway, yesterday at 6 AM...
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Today is one of those days.
At 5,327.625 feet long (1.6km) and 314 feet high (96 meters), my home town features the longest and highest train trestle bridge in the world. I think. We don't get a big head about it but I think I heard once its the biggest in the world. Not important.
Anyway, yesterday at 6 AM...
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Nothing like walking in an hour late for work and finding your boss on your doorstep wondering about that really simple bug he asked you to fix 3 days ago.
Anyway you look at it that comes up shitty. The other 99% of the time I'm a really good employee, honest.
Anyway you look at it that comes up shitty. The other 99% of the time I'm a really good employee, honest.
Well. Looks like I'm back on the ol SG. I was a fool to have quit it.
Last night I told my 16 year old sister in law we would buy her a dildo. It has definitly been one of those weeks.
Last night I told my 16 year old sister in law we would buy her a dildo. It has definitly been one of those weeks.