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So, I live in what you could affectionatly call the Canadian bible belt. There is another bible belt over in Saskatchewan of really conservative Christians: I live in the Mormon bible belt. Yep, the poligamy-loving, secret rituals of the Masons stealing Mormons! They are lovely folk, just a bit odd. Like the special underwear that brings them closer to christ. Or the fucked up notion that a lost tribe of Jews made its way to North America where Jesus brought them another gospel after his Crucifiction Oh. Fuck. I'm being really intollerant here. This isn't any good at all.

The point of my story is the Mormons do something really weird that I simply do not get. Today I got a ride into work so my unemployed wife could keep the car, and I was getting dropped off behind a few mormon wives dropping off their husbands. How do I know they were mormon? I don't. But, they were both really attractive and were driving Chevrolets. Honest to god that means the safe money is that they were mormons. Say what you will, but most mormons are not ugly, and they drive crappy cars.

Ok, the thing about this is that it took forever, because the "Mormon way" is for the man to drive the car until he gets out, where the obediant wife gets out, runs around the car, and takes over. This is so fucking stupid as to be beyond reckoning. I mean, its not even polite - its not like driving is a huge chore and you are saving her tons of inconvenience. What a god damned crock of sexist, patriarchal, bull shit.

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Sorry about insulting the mormons. I kind of feel bad about that.