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All in all, Stockton was actually kind of nice, but there wasn't shit to do. So, out of boredom, I trekked to Sacramento where I did a bit of sightseeing. That lasted about an hour. Strangely, I didn't encounter a single living soul all day long (which was also kind of nice). Eventually I found my way down to the river and smoked a joint....
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Howsitgoin?

I'm in Lodi, California - you're not missing much.

Generally speaking, the scenery is lovely; then again, I'm from the desert. I have a thing for trees.

White women won't give me the time of day (no surprise there). The rednecks are a bit like the ones back home. The stoners here are altogether different, though. I bought some chronic from a kid with...
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Spring has sprung in the bush. Here, It's bright enough to burn you and cool enough to shiver in the shade; nearly everything is green and invariably sweet-smelling. It is so damn beautiful my eyes are watering as I write this. Life, in forms that I don't even want to imagine, erupts from the desert floor in all its nauseating glory. I like to think...
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I have accepted... system restore. Into my life.

Sobriety is... boring. Sorry.

It's probably the worst thing in the world for me, but I'm working my way through a large supply of beer. It's a beautiful day outside, perfect drinking weather. I wouldn't be drinking if I hadn't run out of weed. And I probably wouldn't be updating this thing if I were baked.

Today, my company is the birds and the bees. The birds don't really...
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All this rain is making it hard to get around. I thought the joint-pain-because-of the-rain thing was an old wives tale but there might be something to it. My hip hurts. It feels like I've been kicked in the ass, or the side of the ass, rather. It makes me wonder if I've been sleepwalking again. For a time, I attached a leash to my...
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So.

I got a visit from my Dad in mid-December. My relationship with my Dad has always been difficult. I used to attribute this to the possibility that my Dad was just not a family man. Also, I find it supremely irritating that he named me after himself (note to all you future fathers out there - don't make your son a "junior" - it's...
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Let me tell you about my new weird habit, I snort warm saltwater up my nose. Yes. It feels good.

It feels fuckin' great, actually. More importantly it's cathartic, as well as (I think) vaguely hygienic. Ropes of evil seem to shoot right out of both nostrils. Sorry.

Moving on- my Dad asked me to go to Florida to work for him. Once again.

I'm...
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Well. I was bored. Feelin' kinda down. Completely out of mood altering substances (thinkin' about kickin' anyway). Did I mention I was bored? Oh yeah. I've got some money saved up. So I looked around on the interweb for some new toy to buy. I stayed up most of the night looking around. I like toys. I like shopping (except for clothes). After a bit...
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