ApostropheNow in ... "My Dream Job"
Working for the CIA, getting paid with untraceable government weed, giving ridiculous advice to heads-of-state; this is my calling. This is my Dream Job. I'm not saying I love my country, I do.
But... I don't. I'm saying I love weed. No, I'm not.
I play bass in a surf-rock cover band. They don't know I work for the CIA. Maybe if I got paid once in a while, I would tell them. Maybe not. I dislike our guitar player. I was thinking about putting a curse on him. Nothing serious, maybe erectile dysfunction. I don't like our guitar player because he juggles twelve girl friends. That's too many girls and... he still finds time to watch porn. WTH?
I'm told if i don't stop smoking weed, I'll never make it to "English only" Heaven.
Working for the CIA, getting paid with untraceable government weed, giving ridiculous advice to heads-of-state; this is my calling. This is my Dream Job. I'm not saying I love my country, I do.
But... I don't. I'm saying I love weed. No, I'm not.
I play bass in a surf-rock cover band. They don't know I work for the CIA. Maybe if I got paid once in a while, I would tell them. Maybe not. I dislike our guitar player. I was thinking about putting a curse on him. Nothing serious, maybe erectile dysfunction. I don't like our guitar player because he juggles twelve girl friends. That's too many girls and... he still finds time to watch porn. WTH?
I'm told if i don't stop smoking weed, I'll never make it to "English only" Heaven.