"ApostropheNow versus The For-Real Birds"
My alarm clock is haunted, which isn't a big deal, really, because I sort of stole it. I've been asked why I don't just junk it and buy something that works. The answer is, I'm loyal. And kind of cheap. Anyway I like being jolted from a sound sleep in the middle of the night by random voices; it helps me with my multiple personality disorder.
Nevertheless, I'm dependent on The For-Real Birds to wake me up before noon.
The For-Real Birds boldly assert that there is no discord, no dissonance that cannot be beautiful when correctly harmonized... "FOR-REEEALLLL ... !!" (Yeah. That's what they actually sound like.) I've got wolves that speak to me, too. Well, one wolf. It usually says... "YOOOOUU ... !!" Kinda scary. Perhaps the message inferred is "To be feared is to know fear".
Hm.
My alarm clock is haunted, which isn't a big deal, really, because I sort of stole it. I've been asked why I don't just junk it and buy something that works. The answer is, I'm loyal. And kind of cheap. Anyway I like being jolted from a sound sleep in the middle of the night by random voices; it helps me with my multiple personality disorder.
Nevertheless, I'm dependent on The For-Real Birds to wake me up before noon.
The For-Real Birds boldly assert that there is no discord, no dissonance that cannot be beautiful when correctly harmonized... "FOR-REEEALLLL ... !!" (Yeah. That's what they actually sound like.) I've got wolves that speak to me, too. Well, one wolf. It usually says... "YOOOOUU ... !!" Kinda scary. Perhaps the message inferred is "To be feared is to know fear".
Hm.