Hanging with my friends and accomplices while stone-cold sober is a tedious affair.
People have been commenting to me daily about how much more personable and funny I am now that I've cleaned up from the drugs and the booze. People are stupid.
I tried Yoga last week. It hurt; I didn't realize how much time you spend with your face inches from the floor. I had some difficulty breathing down there. At one point I got a cramp in my side and I couldn't move. I was flailing around on my back in slowmotion, like a turtle. It was humiliating, yet relaxing.
People have been commenting to me daily about how much more personable and funny I am now that I've cleaned up from the drugs and the booze. People are stupid.
I tried Yoga last week. It hurt; I didn't realize how much time you spend with your face inches from the floor. I had some difficulty breathing down there. At one point I got a cramp in my side and I couldn't move. I was flailing around on my back in slowmotion, like a turtle. It was humiliating, yet relaxing.
zaccone:
yoga's pretty cool, I only do it in secret in my apartment, but I guess it's not that much of a secret anymore.