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"My Tribulation at Charleston's..."

I partook of the Giant Chicken-fried Steak of Death.

I chuckled at the Commode of Contrition.

Then I prepensed the Jenny Craig Program.

And finally, I was made wiser by the Kaopectate of Rapper's Delight.

They were gonna make me a major for this,
and I wasn't even in their fuckin' army anymore.