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To the uninitiated, it may seem like I just don't know hoe to type.

I like to think of my typos as dissonant, percussive and stabbing.

In the quixotic pursuit of physical fitness, I bought an exercise ball at the flea market. I brought it home and tried to blow it up by breathing into it. It turns out you're not supposed to inflate it like that. The rush of hyperventilation has given me the not unplaesing sensation of total numbness of the teeth.

I decided to exploit this buzz by smoking a cigar, my new favorite- Rocky Patel brand 'The Edge' (described by some as the crackcocaine of cigars). The box has a warning printed on it, something to the effect that you should sit your ass down, keep some kind of beverage handy (presumablyto avert dehydration) and, I think, avoid operating heavy machinery.

Thusly and unexpectedly , I put a hold on my plans to use the bandsaw to build a Polish Bazooka later. I already have a rocket in mind , an obloong piece of governent cheese I found in the pantry. Old-ass government cheese is known for its tensile strength and aerodynamic integrity. The question is "Why?"


If you're keeping score at home...
thebirds Isaw in the park yesterday were spot breasted orioles...