So I'm sitting at the bar.
(no lie..ALL of my stories start that way)
And two young men come up behind me to order a drink. They don't look horribly young, but are carded anyway. One gentleman immediately says "I was born in 86, I can drink!"
I think my insides died a tiny bit.
Seriously...when did I become 10 years older then the drinking age????
Sigh...
I think I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die.
Or something else that sounds old and dramatic.
"damn those kids today!" (shaking fist)
on a total sidenote....this is the best Etsy listing ever!
That poor dog
(no lie..ALL of my stories start that way)
And two young men come up behind me to order a drink. They don't look horribly young, but are carded anyway. One gentleman immediately says "I was born in 86, I can drink!"
I think my insides died a tiny bit.
Seriously...when did I become 10 years older then the drinking age????
Sigh...
I think I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die.
Or something else that sounds old and dramatic.
"damn those kids today!" (shaking fist)
on a total sidenote....this is the best Etsy listing ever!
That poor dog
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Retorts to your quiz answers!
1. The Croc Hunter actually died on my birthday, how do you think I felt!? It was the topic of conversation at my little family party last year.
2. Hey, of course I was born in the year of Sanrio as well! How I miss the Twin Stars! They were one of my most favorites too.
3. When is the final SIren? Or at least I heard it's the last. I am not a fan of festival shows. Last Siren I went to I spent all of my time doing the boardwalk.
I'm trying to boycott my dad too who is, well, a dick. As well. When my job laid me off, I asked him to drive me home from work b/c I obviously couldn't get my usual monthly train pass. Well now I am un-laid, and back on at only 2 days buttt...this means I can cheerfully tell him to stick it, so I don't need to deal with his sour b.s. anymore. Neither of us is lucky.
For your Hello Kitty cheer: