apologees

willie nelson and beer.
yum.

i almost broke my leg today. some new guy at one of the plants i deliver to was working the crane, trying to pick up this 5,000 lb bundle of steel flats. he moved the crane over to the left (toward me) accidentally when he was trying to go up. then he forgot to move it back before he picked it up. so as soon as he picked it up, the load swung toward me, FAST. i jumped up and grabbed the bar part of the crane and pulled myself up. i hung there while the load slammed into the other 5000 lb bundle of steel on my truck. it missed my leg by less than an inch. i felt it hit my shoelace as i pulled myself up. it would have completely obliterated my leg from the knee down. thank god i can do one pullup in an emergency.

i am no longer helping fuckers get shit off my truck. new people are idiots.

got bitchin new house with spaghetti and boychucker. it really is badass. has view of skyline and everything. way big. rock garden. etc. almost too posh for us. but i think we can adjust nicely.

summer bbqs at posh house in cool mill village in ATL = mucho pussy for me, spaghetti and boychucker. which is good. because they really need to get laid more. and i can always put some away for the winter...