im hungry and poor.
but its ok because i have a plan to prevent this from happenning again.
*disclaimer. i am somewhat of a christian, but definitely not the run of the mill kind. process theism is really liberal, and really weird. etc etc.
THE PLAN:
("duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!")
1. join 12 different churches. the really weird kind, that go all the time.
2. feign interest in whatever they are offering.
3. get on the mailing lists for all 12 churches.
4. stop going.
5. only go when they are having a potluck dinner.
6. bring chips or a 2 liter bottle of cola.
7. fuckin chow down on some good fried chicken and mashed potatoes, and ham, and green bean casserole, and biscuits, and sweet tea, and bbq, and cocktail wieners, and deviled eggs, and etc etc.
8. leave
9. repeat.
good plan, huh? i figure i can get at least 5 good meals a week. those pot luck dinner things are badass. i remember my parents' church would have them every other sunday. sooooooo good. them christian women can cook some fucking meals, i tell you what. and the lazy ones always bring KFC, and thats good shit, too.
i am so smart. i am so smart. S M R T. S M R T.
but its ok because i have a plan to prevent this from happenning again.
*disclaimer. i am somewhat of a christian, but definitely not the run of the mill kind. process theism is really liberal, and really weird. etc etc.
THE PLAN:
("duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!")
1. join 12 different churches. the really weird kind, that go all the time.
2. feign interest in whatever they are offering.
3. get on the mailing lists for all 12 churches.
4. stop going.
5. only go when they are having a potluck dinner.
6. bring chips or a 2 liter bottle of cola.
7. fuckin chow down on some good fried chicken and mashed potatoes, and ham, and green bean casserole, and biscuits, and sweet tea, and bbq, and cocktail wieners, and deviled eggs, and etc etc.
8. leave
9. repeat.
good plan, huh? i figure i can get at least 5 good meals a week. those pot luck dinner things are badass. i remember my parents' church would have them every other sunday. sooooooo good. them christian women can cook some fucking meals, i tell you what. and the lazy ones always bring KFC, and thats good shit, too.
i am so smart. i am so smart. S M R T. S M R T.
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sculptor666:
deviled eggs. damn it's been a long time. do you haul aluminum too? you could work for meals on wheels and eat the extras every day.
kaitee:
The picture..it was sideways..and it had cleavage..heh, guess I should rephrase that