apocalypsemm

A fireplace in the bedroom was a genius stroke, if I do say so myself.

Rain on the windows, and staying in bed late with lots of duvets and pillows and beloved...

Been a good morning and now it's time to make soup... House full of wonderful smells - winter is here!

Oh yeah, in between snuggling up in bed and making soup I went...
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1 kg down, another 12 to go.

Howard might be a demented psychopath but it seems there is method in his madness...

In fact, As I can see something lurking under the layer of lard that adorns me, I suspect I've gotten rid of substantially more that a kg of nasty old lard and replaced it with muscle. nice trade off.

Thanks to Onyski I...
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why oh why do the staff decide to get all mincy with each other on a hangover day?

why?

**cry**

Some days are sent to test us.

the first person of the day I had to see arrived 2 hours late which just dominoed the whole day into a total disaster.

but somehow - I still managed to get to Gym.

where Howard added a few extra things to my routine. I cannot believe I survived. the man is trying to kill me.



perversly, I'm...
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Howard is an evil bastard

he's just doubled my workout routine.

it all started out so easily too.

I can still lift my arms with the aid of a small crane.

"we are not going to have our 32 waist back on schedule if we don't work harder now are we?"

BASTARD!!! OWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!!!

still.

at least my pregnancy pants are now hanging loose...
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Okay, so the new gym weight loss program began.

bugger.

the Gym owner is a short Irishman called Howard with arms like my chest.

he seems very nice.

except that he promised to get me back into a size 32 in 20 weeks.

and if I miss my targets there will be trouble.

and I may no longer back out.

I think I'm scared.

It's...
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Sunday's hangover has invaded Monday morning.

this is what you get for hanging out with the Cape Town moffies all weekend...

I suddenly feel rather old around here...