save me from the bubblegummers. wow, so last night i was invited to a party. "dang, we miss you and havent seen you in forever." fine ill go, there better be alcohol. therre was, what little bit there was but nonetheless it was there. ah yeah, it was this one guys birthday. so first thing i do is grab him and make him fire down a shot. some weak ass vodka. he fires down one, and i continue with 3 more. and then i down a beer quick. so im buzzed and i look at the clock. it says 830, ok if i keep this buzz up for the time bein i should be fine to drive home at midnight. so thats all fine and dandy more people show up and yea it was alright. not the best party. i got to see some of the uptight people i remember get loose and drunk. fuckin candystripers. hah thats a new one. yea they got all drunk and got wild, is it me or does everyone get drunk and try to get in my face? it happened 3 times last night, with people that dont even know me. hmm, i wouldnt say a good time was had, ill say it was worth mentioning how about that?
you know what im afraid of? this site being infested with idiots. by idiots i mean those guys that try to dress like travis from Blink 182. i saw him the other day at the mall talkin to a security guard. strange. but yeah, i dont want that to happen here. but then again, im pretty sure they wouldnt pay. and all they do is probably look at those free porn sites. so nevermind.
you know what im afraid of? this site being infested with idiots. by idiots i mean those guys that try to dress like travis from Blink 182. i saw him the other day at the mall talkin to a security guard. strange. but yeah, i dont want that to happen here. but then again, im pretty sure they wouldnt pay. and all they do is probably look at those free porn sites. so nevermind.
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oh wells. hang with you before xmas hopefully.