Blog Post #4: Valentine's Day, Duck ponds, and Pineapple Vodka
It has been too long since I've posted. I kick myself for it every day, seriously.
Valentine's Day 2012 can be counted as a success, though not in the conventional corporate Valentine's Day way.
My boyfriend and I hung out with ducks and turtles in an orange grove, chain smoked double menthol cigarettes, and made old ladies uncomfortable as I likened a turtle's neck and head to an uncircumcised penis (Think about it. YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG!)
We took a nap at 4pm and had a hearty salad and an edamame/tofu blend for dinner, took a shot of pineapple vodka with a pink sprinkle rim, and then he let me play the new Diablo 3 beta before he even did, which trust me, is saying A LOT, considering how big of a gamer he is and how excited he is about that game.
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! DIABLO 3 IS NOT EVEN OUT YET AND I HAVE PLAYED IT! (For the record, in my humble opinion, it is WELL WORTH the wait.)
I hope all of you had great Valentine's Days and had some sort of sex, preferably with someone else, but with yourself is always acceptable too.
XOXO,
Aperio
P.S. Got some photos back from a photo shoot, and if my already questionable lifestyle isn't enough to send me straight to hell, this definitely is. Haha. Mother forgive me.
It has been too long since I've posted. I kick myself for it every day, seriously.
Valentine's Day 2012 can be counted as a success, though not in the conventional corporate Valentine's Day way.
My boyfriend and I hung out with ducks and turtles in an orange grove, chain smoked double menthol cigarettes, and made old ladies uncomfortable as I likened a turtle's neck and head to an uncircumcised penis (Think about it. YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG!)
We took a nap at 4pm and had a hearty salad and an edamame/tofu blend for dinner, took a shot of pineapple vodka with a pink sprinkle rim, and then he let me play the new Diablo 3 beta before he even did, which trust me, is saying A LOT, considering how big of a gamer he is and how excited he is about that game.
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! DIABLO 3 IS NOT EVEN OUT YET AND I HAVE PLAYED IT! (For the record, in my humble opinion, it is WELL WORTH the wait.)
I hope all of you had great Valentine's Days and had some sort of sex, preferably with someone else, but with yourself is always acceptable too.
XOXO,
Aperio
P.S. Got some photos back from a photo shoot, and if my already questionable lifestyle isn't enough to send me straight to hell, this definitely is. Haha. Mother forgive me.
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