Two exams in two days. Paper for friday. And then I get my week off. Nice. I'm stoked.
But, unlike all my other scholastic brothers and sisters, I refuse to go south for the holidays. Nope, fuck'em. I'm going north! It's not cold enough here. There's not enough snow. And the sun sets WAY too late for my tastes. North Bay, here I come.
You know, I don't have much of a taste for the SoCal punk rock that was so popular in the 90s. The Epitaph and the Fat and all. But I'll always have a soft spot for NOFX.
"fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born before '83.
yeah, yeah, yeah.
fuck a bean cheese burrito.
fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck kris kringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all...
go fuck yourself!"
But, unlike all my other scholastic brothers and sisters, I refuse to go south for the holidays. Nope, fuck'em. I'm going north! It's not cold enough here. There's not enough snow. And the sun sets WAY too late for my tastes. North Bay, here I come.
You know, I don't have much of a taste for the SoCal punk rock that was so popular in the 90s. The Epitaph and the Fat and all. But I'll always have a soft spot for NOFX.
"fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born before '83.
yeah, yeah, yeah.
fuck a bean cheese burrito.
fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck kris kringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all...
go fuck yourself!"