Well, looks like little Arielolita has herself at least 3 more monthes of Suicide fuckin happiness. What a weekend, let's recap shall we? Forgive me if I leave any details out, I'm a bit drunk. That's what beer, vodka, and Jack Daniels down home punch will do to you when you decide that 3:00 in the afternoon is a good time to get hammered. So uhm... I have no idea what I did with Lisa yesterday. Fuck... Oh yeah... we went... out. Shopping for CDs but the line was too long so we left and... went to Mount Airy where I stole cigarettes from Fuckface and made him get me macaroni and then we went to get coffee and we came home and played with Old Pooks and Lisa held me in her lap like a baby and gave me hickies and bit me and stuff. And we went out to get movies and Pookie came down when the naked girls started to fuck around and then Lisa fell asleep on my arm and I couldn't find any blankets 'cept for the one she was using and the one her dog was sleeping on so I slept under my sweater and this morning we swept for her mom and ate cookies and went to Giant Eagle to visit my bestest friend Bobby and then met Reggae Dance Party Jon and went to his house and got a little bit wasted and Lisa was cute and got insanely drunk and worked on that gag reflex while I worked on my favorite number which will stay inside that room just like everything does no matter who it is or what triforce I'm completing and then Lisa took me here to my mom's and now I'm... not with anyone at all and I could be at a fucking strip club right now but I lost my I.D. so no strip club for me. WOOOO longest sentence ever. I love you all.
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I swear.. I thought that by Gag Reflex that she was.. you know.. hah.. figures though.. I had this awesome image in my head.. and like. you just crushed it. haha!