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Wednesday Mar 31, 2004

Mar 31, 2004
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there is a woman where i work. i use this term lightly because she looks like she is about 2 hormone shots away from dropping her testes. she has a voice that sounds like peewee herman played in slow motion.

there is a man where i work. he is balding, very republican, and has the single most annoyingly monotonal nasal voice i have ever heard. once a few of us were talking about different ways bush has lied to everyone, and he ran over and said 'at least he can keep it in his pants!'. we just stared at him until he walked away again.

yesterday i had the pleasure of overhearing a conversation between those two. i've never had such a hard time holding in laughter. it was like dueling chainsaws.

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