This is going to be a long, hot summer. Today the sun set bright pink in my rear view, the heat burned off the road in front of me.
Go have a shufti at the Music Warship, run by Alyk of Celeb Warship fame. I write for it, so you know it's top-notch (it'd be top-notch even if I didn't, admittedly).
Driving down to Albury soon to hit it with Anni. It'll be my longest solo drive ever. If there is a god above, I'll be able to borrow the convertible so I can blast Bruce Springsteen while screaming down the Hume. Jesus, just the thought of that excites me a little too much. Unfortunately I'll more than likely end up with the roofed Saab. I've never hated roofs more.
Got an exercise bike in the apartment. It's green and fast looking and mildly technological. The bad part? My arse totally hurts. Step your game up, seat; you're supposed to be comfortable! Alex the flatmate bought a bunch of weights a month ago, and I've been hooking into them. As a result, I have freakishly strong arms. Really useful for carrying cases of beer.
Go have a shufti at the Music Warship, run by Alyk of Celeb Warship fame. I write for it, so you know it's top-notch (it'd be top-notch even if I didn't, admittedly).
Driving down to Albury soon to hit it with Anni. It'll be my longest solo drive ever. If there is a god above, I'll be able to borrow the convertible so I can blast Bruce Springsteen while screaming down the Hume. Jesus, just the thought of that excites me a little too much. Unfortunately I'll more than likely end up with the roofed Saab. I've never hated roofs more.
Got an exercise bike in the apartment. It's green and fast looking and mildly technological. The bad part? My arse totally hurts. Step your game up, seat; you're supposed to be comfortable! Alex the flatmate bought a bunch of weights a month ago, and I've been hooking into them. As a result, I have freakishly strong arms. Really useful for carrying cases of beer.
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Hopefully she'll find out if we can do it by the end of the week. Fuuuuuun!
Of course, that means you almost certainly will. Because you're a no-fun cunt. This we know. But you have a chance -- one -- at redemption. Ponder that. Blake, Marni and I will be on the lookout.