Welcome to po-town, pretty ladies, population Antisquid.
I have 3 dollars in my name until the 15th.
So, there's not much to say. The moments of my day are much like myself, long and thin. Time passes slowly and my vision is narrowed as I search my apartment in the morning for things I can stick in my Fight Club lunch box and take to work for lunch. Gone are the salad days; literally the days of getting an expenisive salad with gorgonzola and cranberries are GONE until the next gaypayday.
All for...
THE EXPENSIVE LASER KITTY DECLAW.
I am beginning to grasp the economy/morality of that descision. Greed is not the syrup that blustery folk lead you to believe it is. Greed comes in small packets like sugar, and it slowly poisons you as you tear the corner and willingly dump it in your beverage.
In this case, the intent was not greedy, but the process feels so. Combining the luxurious cosmetic cat operation with my indulgent lunch habit makes me stare my tiny greed packets down.
For shame, the squids have won today.
AS
I have 3 dollars in my name until the 15th.
So, there's not much to say. The moments of my day are much like myself, long and thin. Time passes slowly and my vision is narrowed as I search my apartment in the morning for things I can stick in my Fight Club lunch box and take to work for lunch. Gone are the salad days; literally the days of getting an expenisive salad with gorgonzola and cranberries are GONE until the next gaypayday.
All for...
THE EXPENSIVE LASER KITTY DECLAW.
I am beginning to grasp the economy/morality of that descision. Greed is not the syrup that blustery folk lead you to believe it is. Greed comes in small packets like sugar, and it slowly poisons you as you tear the corner and willingly dump it in your beverage.
In this case, the intent was not greedy, but the process feels so. Combining the luxurious cosmetic cat operation with my indulgent lunch habit makes me stare my tiny greed packets down.
For shame, the squids have won today.
AS
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poor poor pirates. it sucks that all theyre allowed to do is make cats walk the plank these days. bah! they should still be allowed to pillage and burn! maybe i should take my plea to the UN. or not.