i'm sick, and that sucks ass. i hate being sick all the time. i talked to my doctor and he assures me that smoking and drinking (especially drinking) while i'm on my meds is killing my immune system. so yay for lent i guess. and i'm supposed to stop drinking coke so much and start drinking more juice. MORE JUICE??!!?! i already drink a shit load of juice, but whatev. here goes nothing.
in unrelated and hilarious news...
i tried to send friday and stina a v-day card a while back cause we're down like homies. and partners (but not like that). and i got attacked by a dog who ate up some papers and their card. so i tried again. i made another card, and sent it. however, yesterday in the mail guess what i got...
a little bit of that. ever seen one? it's a return address label. and it's ripped up, with a black mark across it. and it means that my second card got fucked in the mail and they couldn't find the rest. but it's okay...
because apparently they care. and they appreciate my cooperation and understanding. dickfaces.
sorry friday, i swear i'll get some kind of fucking card there if it's the last thing i do.
poker makes me want to punch things. hard.
fuck it.
in unrelated and hilarious news...
i tried to send friday and stina a v-day card a while back cause we're down like homies. and partners (but not like that). and i got attacked by a dog who ate up some papers and their card. so i tried again. i made another card, and sent it. however, yesterday in the mail guess what i got...

a little bit of that. ever seen one? it's a return address label. and it's ripped up, with a black mark across it. and it means that my second card got fucked in the mail and they couldn't find the rest. but it's okay...

because apparently they care. and they appreciate my cooperation and understanding. dickfaces.
sorry friday, i swear i'll get some kind of fucking card there if it's the last thing i do.
poker makes me want to punch things. hard.

fuck it.



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"we care." that so makes me laugh.