In an effort to propel society forward I decided to write down all my fucking inventions in my blogs. Hopefully others may steal them and actually produce something out of it thus helping society, Yeah!!!!!
In the field of lighters-there needs to a cheap lighter that lights in the wind...figure it out
Carbonated mouthwash- Take bubblegum flavored mouthwash and carbonate it. Make sure the carbonation doesn't cause cavaties. Market it to kids as "Fizzle! say its fun and poping!" (lame) or just sell the idea to scope.
For putting out forest fires- Test and Build Compressed CO2 "bombs" and bomb the fuck out of forest fires. The gas will remove oxygen thus putting the fires out instantly. It will make alot of money.
Make Zombie Jesus Dolls- Dolls that are zombies on crosses maybe have flesh eating powers. Make ooze come out crucfied jesus. Market it as the "First Zombie to Rise From the Dead!!!" Have different accessories
For Haunted Houses- They have this new sound speaker that acts like a laser and has the beam of sound that can't be heard unless you are in the direct path of the sound. Use creepy whispering that makes it seem like someone is standuing right behind them. then when they move forward they can't hear it anymore. Or use loud screams coming out of "nowhere"
So those are my million dollar never-deas use them well children Build BUILD BUILD!!!!
I'm gonna go jerk off a cow.
In the field of lighters-there needs to a cheap lighter that lights in the wind...figure it out
Carbonated mouthwash- Take bubblegum flavored mouthwash and carbonate it. Make sure the carbonation doesn't cause cavaties. Market it to kids as "Fizzle! say its fun and poping!" (lame) or just sell the idea to scope.
For putting out forest fires- Test and Build Compressed CO2 "bombs" and bomb the fuck out of forest fires. The gas will remove oxygen thus putting the fires out instantly. It will make alot of money.
Make Zombie Jesus Dolls- Dolls that are zombies on crosses maybe have flesh eating powers. Make ooze come out crucfied jesus. Market it as the "First Zombie to Rise From the Dead!!!" Have different accessories
For Haunted Houses- They have this new sound speaker that acts like a laser and has the beam of sound that can't be heard unless you are in the direct path of the sound. Use creepy whispering that makes it seem like someone is standuing right behind them. then when they move forward they can't hear it anymore. Or use loud screams coming out of "nowhere"
So those are my million dollar never-deas use them well children Build BUILD BUILD!!!!
I'm gonna go jerk off a cow.
givememedicine:
so yeah. i'll take one of the zombie jesus dolls. with removable crown of thorns. i
zombies. =]
