copying straight from teh journal again. oh laziness, you are the winner of me.
i tihnk secretly the reason isadora and i are so bad about emptying the old, spoiled food out of our fridge is because we are sad and ashamed at the lack of food in there. honestly, the only things in our fridge right now are:
several bottles of old flat soda
several takeout boxes from weeks ago
vast quantities of spanakopita that went bad a month ago
half of a very old cabbage
country crock
ketchup
several boxes of slim fast
mm, slim fast. without you i would die. you and mcdonalds.
and cigarettes. mmmm, nutritious.
meanwhile, isadora and i have been discussing the fact that we have no friends. i mean, having each other is fantastic, but every so often we're like "hey, let's have a get together!" then we remember we have no one to invite. :/
i told this to gary (coworker) and he was like "i'm your friend!"
i was silent in this matter. gary, you are too busy being lame with your fat pregnant girlfriend. go home.
chong yelled at me for drinking slimfast and i laughed. then she told me to hem her pants. i want a raise, chong.
chong has told me i can't have thanksgiving off. i almost broke down and freaked out at work. not allowed, chong. i'll quit if i have to, and subsist off modelling til i get a new job. right around thanksgiving, a lot of people are hiring. it should be okay.
money is fun.
otherwise, isadora and i need to finish moving and clean up our apartment because it is dirty and sad. but lovely, all the same.
i feel like posting pictures of something.
i tihnk secretly the reason isadora and i are so bad about emptying the old, spoiled food out of our fridge is because we are sad and ashamed at the lack of food in there. honestly, the only things in our fridge right now are:
several bottles of old flat soda
several takeout boxes from weeks ago
vast quantities of spanakopita that went bad a month ago
half of a very old cabbage
country crock
ketchup
several boxes of slim fast
mm, slim fast. without you i would die. you and mcdonalds.
and cigarettes. mmmm, nutritious.
meanwhile, isadora and i have been discussing the fact that we have no friends. i mean, having each other is fantastic, but every so often we're like "hey, let's have a get together!" then we remember we have no one to invite. :/
i told this to gary (coworker) and he was like "i'm your friend!"
i was silent in this matter. gary, you are too busy being lame with your fat pregnant girlfriend. go home.
chong yelled at me for drinking slimfast and i laughed. then she told me to hem her pants. i want a raise, chong.
chong has told me i can't have thanksgiving off. i almost broke down and freaked out at work. not allowed, chong. i'll quit if i have to, and subsist off modelling til i get a new job. right around thanksgiving, a lot of people are hiring. it should be okay.
money is fun.
otherwise, isadora and i need to finish moving and clean up our apartment because it is dirty and sad. but lovely, all the same.
i feel like posting pictures of something.
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Happy Monday!
Only just stumbled across the "Disgruntled Housewife" set. This picture made me laugh for 10 minutes:
Brilliant set. I can only assume/hope you're in limbo...