anticlimatic200

OK, seriously, if you haven't seen this board on Everything SG, you've really been missing out. I first read it a few days ago and almost pissed my pants laughing. I figured I needed another laugh today, so I read it again. My god, the people on this site kill me sometimes

Today was a thoroughly boring day. It involved public speaking first thing this morning and ended up with me wrapping up an easy AutoCAD assignment. Blah. I talked to my mom this afternoon and she seems to be having a good time over in Aberdeen. She went on a kilt mission for my family today (minus my brother as he made it very clear that he wouldn't be caught dead in a kilt), but it seems that my kilt is going to take a little longer to get ready. See, the store she originally went to doesn't generally stock women's kilts and they need to be special ordered- this isn't shocking as men wear kilts over in Scotland. Mine is a very special case because where I want the kilt to sit on me is not at my waist. I have a very short waist and torso, which leaves my bellybutton three inches or so below where my natural waist is. In order to get a kilt that doesn't look like I'm a fruit that doesn't know how to dress herself, I had to go with my hip measurement at my bellybutton. Unfortunately the measurement is 40". Yes, 40". I have a 33" waist and very large hips. The kilt lady was in disbelief about where I wanted the kilt to shit, but that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens.

New Project Runway on tonight! I can't wait