yeah, i finally got a pic on my friggin profile! that's my buddy ian.... our toungs did touch, but my silly friend didnt get the pic right then! oh well, that night i shroomed for the 1sttime since in was like... 15 or 16... wow, mushrooms man... heh heh... good thing i got home before they really started to kick in! well, enough of my tripped out escapades... yeah, so thats me, the jamacian chick, the only jamacian person in tempe, i'm lead to believe... you know how i remember how to speall BELIEVE? there is a "lie" when you beLIEve... it's kinda corny, i know.. you know what's even corny-er? i remember how to spell *turtle* because of the teenage mutant ninja turtal rap at the end of the 1st movie (the hook goes T-U-R-T-L-E power!) heh, heh, michaelangelo is my favourite one... if i could fuck a ninja turtle it would have to be michaelangelo... he's always stoned... well, i think. yeah, me and mike are meant to be... in a sick sad world where it's ok to have half turtle kids.... that would be kinda weird... eww... having sex with a mutant turtle? it's almost like having sex with an alien duck named howard! god, u gotta love the 80's... beastiality was a heathly and acceptable part of american pop culture.... hah hah! well, at least something good came outta the 80's (toot-toot)
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