Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiink, it was love at first siiiiight, piiiiiiiiiiiink when I turn out the liiiiiiiiiiights...
I may or may not have the hair coloring of a Jem doll.
I didn't get Taco Bell in Georgia, he picked Ruby Tuesday's instead. I did however have sex (twice even!), stick my finger up his nose, play footsie in Burger King, and we went to Best Buy together. It...
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I may or may not have the hair coloring of a Jem doll.
I didn't get Taco Bell in Georgia, he picked Ruby Tuesday's instead. I did however have sex (twice even!), stick my finger up his nose, play footsie in Burger King, and we went to Best Buy together. It...
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Yay, new Apnea set! None of the new girls last week really struck gold with me for some reason.
I'm leaving for Georgia with my mother in law at six in the morning. In thirty-six hours I get to jump all over my husband and hug and kiss and poke and stick out fingers up eachothers noses, and all the other loving things we like...
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I'm leaving for Georgia with my mother in law at six in the morning. In thirty-six hours I get to jump all over my husband and hug and kiss and poke and stick out fingers up eachothers noses, and all the other loving things we like...
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harrq:
I say do it all but the TACO HELL ..... .Taco Bell is like Crack ................ AND CRACK KILLS : 
Only guys want to be my SG friend, except Kettle. But I already knew her through livejournal so that doesn't count. Hrmmmm.
I already have a journal, and I don't see the point of repeating myself, so I don't update much, i'm such a bad friend.
I leave for Georgia in three days! I get to see my husband in four! I am so...
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I already have a journal, and I don't see the point of repeating myself, so I don't update much, i'm such a bad friend.
I leave for Georgia in three days! I get to see my husband in four! I am so...
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cutmeup:
I will be another girl thats wants to be your friend if you let me... 
Dear spyware,
All I wanted to do was take a 'How Emo Are You Quiz?' quiz (4% by the way, thank god), but instead I had my computer filled with you. I tried every program I could, gave up IE for Firefox like I should've a long time ago, everything. But eventually, you killed my computer, and I had to reformat.
You made me lose...
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All I wanted to do was take a 'How Emo Are You Quiz?' quiz (4% by the way, thank god), but instead I had my computer filled with you. I tried every program I could, gave up IE for Firefox like I should've a long time ago, everything. But eventually, you killed my computer, and I had to reformat.
You made me lose...
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kid_twist:
im sorry to hear about your loss 
not the pc, pc's fuck up all the time, but losing a favourite video clip is harsh!
not the pc, pc's fuck up all the time, but losing a favourite video clip is harsh!
harrq:
OMG I hate when I the internet kills someones fun
Say no to the Federal Marriage Amendment.
This is something that I feel very, very, very strongly about. I don't care if you think those pesky homos are icky (if you do, it's probably not in your best interest to be my friend because I will call you out on it, but still). Allowing discrimination into our Constitution isn't a good idea, no matter what...
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This is something that I feel very, very, very strongly about. I don't care if you think those pesky homos are icky (if you do, it's probably not in your best interest to be my friend because I will call you out on it, but still). Allowing discrimination into our Constitution isn't a good idea, no matter what...
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antibrian:
I left a letter off the end, it works now.
count_orlok:
Nice to see a horror fan here. Can't say I'm the biggest Troma fan in the world, although Terror Firmer did have some nice Debbie Rochon, didn't it? 
"Send more cops..."
Peace.
"Send more cops..."
Peace.
Best line from Spiderman 2:
"You can't get off until you get on."
Oh jesus. I couldn't stop giggling for a good five minutes, then when I stopped, i'd say it in my head and start giggling again.
This is what happens when you can't have sex for three months, everything is dirty.
"You can't get off until you get on."
Oh jesus. I couldn't stop giggling for a good five minutes, then when I stopped, i'd say it in my head and start giggling again.
This is what happens when you can't have sex for three months, everything is dirty.
taris_kah:
Yeah one time a friend and I laughed pretty hard at a sex scene in a movie. As soon as we would start to stop we would hear the other one and start all over again. I still laugh when I see that scene. The movie was Enemy At The Gate btw.
I'm jealous. I want to see spiderman :
Yeah one time a friend and I laughed pretty hard at a sex scene in a movie. As soon as we would start to stop we would hear the other one and start all over again. I still laugh when I see that scene. The movie was Enemy At The Gate btw.
I'm jealous. I want to see spiderman :
I.
Am.
So.
Fucking.
BORED.
Tell me a joke or a story or anything.
Am.
So.
Fucking.
BORED.
Tell me a joke or a story or anything.
chezgeek:
a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
the bear says to the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says: "Nope!"
so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
the bear says to the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says: "Nope!"
so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
godlessnerd:
once upon a time there was a peanut named peany... he was different from the other peanuts though, because he was missing a nut... it fell out of his shell when he was little, so he only has one nut... one day, he was sitting around in the peanut butter making factory, waiting to be killed and turned into nutty peanut butter... all his friends were being killed and he was very scared... when it came to be his turn, they looked at him, and then they just chucked him away, cause he only had one nut... so the peanut with one nut is the only one alive in the end... and the moral of the story is... chunky peanut butter is way better than other peanut butter.
"There's no real way for women to really learn about sex in our culture... There are articles about sex in women's magazines, but that's not the kind of information I'm after. There was this article in Cosmopolitan about How To Look Good In Bed with your lover. It was these tips like, if you put your arm under your breasts they're higher... or if you're...
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Oh thank god. I finally got my own computer hooked up, which means I can finally look at naked girls again! I had to use my mother-in-law's computer for two weeks and I didn't want her walking in on me being a pervert.
Time to go bathe myself in e-sin.
Time to go bathe myself in e-sin.
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lovitch:
Thats horible were all aint perves...maybe thats the way you feel about it. But I'll tell you what keep thinking like that it's a turn on. 
rickroyal:
Mmm, lovely e-porn. Is nothing finer?
Well, here we go. I'm packing my shit and getting the hell out of this nuthouse. If you ever want to know if your parents love you, or should I say don't love you, see if they throw you out while your husband is halfway across the country just because you stood up for yourself. Dad, i'm not lazy and i'm not worthless and I...
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escapegoat:
by random
i saw your entry
im sorry
the pains sound strong
i hope it all heals
i saw your entry
im sorry
the pains sound strong
i hope it all heals
redmonkeyokay:
Hey, um yeah, know the parent pains, living with mine between semesters at school, its tough not living up to expectations... by the by, I found you cause I was looking for crazy/off people in central IL, so few of us you know, or so it seems here in Lincoln