So anywho...knowing really exciting. I often wonder when this account will run out.
Take Davey Havok from AFI, cut his hair to about shoulder length, take off all his make up, give him a barely-there-lisp, dress him as a normal 30-35 year old woman and BOOM! You've got my teacher from Latin American History. I'm not kidding, they are fucking identical.
In other news, while at Cafe Dolce my sister informs me that the waitress there was "totally flirting with me." I guess sometimes, I'm just too fucking dense to noticing. There's that, and then there's the fact that I'm smooth when I'm not attracted. I suppose this girl was good-looking, but not my type. My type is hopefully riding the bus tomorrow and I'm going in for the kill. Go Team Collin!!!
^^^Complete dork.
If anyone *cough* really wants to know what she looks like, take a good look at Tegan...they're pretty close. Although I haven't seen bus-girl naked on a website.
Take Davey Havok from AFI, cut his hair to about shoulder length, take off all his make up, give him a barely-there-lisp, dress him as a normal 30-35 year old woman and BOOM! You've got my teacher from Latin American History. I'm not kidding, they are fucking identical.
In other news, while at Cafe Dolce my sister informs me that the waitress there was "totally flirting with me." I guess sometimes, I'm just too fucking dense to noticing. There's that, and then there's the fact that I'm smooth when I'm not attracted. I suppose this girl was good-looking, but not my type. My type is hopefully riding the bus tomorrow and I'm going in for the kill. Go Team Collin!!!
^^^Complete dork.
If anyone *cough* really wants to know what she looks like, take a good look at Tegan...they're pretty close. Although I haven't seen bus-girl naked on a website.
So basically, what you're saying is that you're attracted to you Latin American History professor? JK.
Whatever the case may be in your life, just keep it trill, Collin!