Updating blows because nothing happens in my quiet life. I'll try to get this done in less than four minutes.
It's been snowing off and on lately. I like snow. I like shovelling my driveway and what not, it's pretty relaxing at night, cold-still air, good tunes on my headphones. Pretty peaceful to say the least. That is, until our retarded papergirl goes out of her way to walk through our yard of pure, unspoiled snow, leaving her clodhopper tracks all over. What a bitch, yo.
I've been cooking all this week and the meals have been turning out extremely well. The other night I made "Spicey Cuban Tuna Tacos." Needless to say, they rocked.
TV sucks.
I've found myself drawn into the show "Project Runway." Not because I'm a fashionista or anything, but because I have this huge crush on Nora. Too bad she got the boot on the last episode.
Not much else is going on. I finally rented "Napoleon Dynamite." I guess that is pretty much my sense of humor wrapped up in movie form.
Uncle Rico: You guys wanna see my video?
(video of UC throwing footballs to no one)
UC: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
UC: If I could go back in time, I coulda took state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anybody can know that.
UC: Napoleon, you can leave!
Napoleon: You guys are RETARDED!
Classic.
It's been snowing off and on lately. I like snow. I like shovelling my driveway and what not, it's pretty relaxing at night, cold-still air, good tunes on my headphones. Pretty peaceful to say the least. That is, until our retarded papergirl goes out of her way to walk through our yard of pure, unspoiled snow, leaving her clodhopper tracks all over. What a bitch, yo.
I've been cooking all this week and the meals have been turning out extremely well. The other night I made "Spicey Cuban Tuna Tacos." Needless to say, they rocked.
TV sucks.
I've found myself drawn into the show "Project Runway." Not because I'm a fashionista or anything, but because I have this huge crush on Nora. Too bad she got the boot on the last episode.
Not much else is going on. I finally rented "Napoleon Dynamite." I guess that is pretty much my sense of humor wrapped up in movie form.
Uncle Rico: You guys wanna see my video?
(video of UC throwing footballs to no one)
UC: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
UC: If I could go back in time, I coulda took state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anybody can know that.
UC: Napoleon, you can leave!
Napoleon: You guys are RETARDED!
Classic.
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like! GOD!
Napoleon Dynamite is the new Dave Chapelle as far as quotable one-liners. I'm not complaining!