There appears to be a major crisis of the phallus taking place in contemporary society. Every day I wake up to at least 15 emails in my junk mail folder impelling me to "BEH:UNG4her ", or "IMPRE:SSLADIES". Apparently the way to do this is to "Jo:in the 1O" cl:ub". Justhelpin tells me that I should "stop mis:sing out".
Who am I to argue with such wonderfully arbitrary, misdirected advice (I am a biological female) and intriguing grammatical malformations??
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voltaire:
I wasn't offended. It takes a whole lot to shock me.
monkeybutt:
i don't know...i really don't think your penis is big enough...if you're not boasting at least 10 inches, who are you trying to fool?