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When they make these illegal turns, are they using their turn signal?

I'm just looking for a positive here. Cuz people who feel UNABLE to UUUAAARRGH lift that tiny little 2-ounce plastic bar to tell me where the fuck they're going are my pet pisser.

Suck your cock???? you talking to me ...

I like reading your posts like I read the Economist, in bursts because there is so much to digest.

Another Christman Islander!
I always thought it would be fun to write porn scripts in general.

"Hi. I' m the plumber"
"My mr. sexy plumber. Oops, my top fell off."

Plus I will agree with Estrada. But that is a good thing.

one animated graphic coming up.
i've been terribly lazy lately.

18 of 2600 traffic lights working in an area with two of the deadliest intersections in the country and a majority of the population which can't drive for shit...



...isn't it just all kinds of fun!?!?!

I'll think of you tomorrow night when I'm rocking out. I'll try to take some pictures too.

Thanks!

Sorry to backtrack a week or so but:

old skool comments

I just wanted to give a shoutout to a fellow UU.

About Your Sexuality was the greatest education experience I had between the ages of 3 and 21...

Just had to say I love your comments in Celeb Worship.

Your evisceration of the crappy L.A,M.B. collection was swift, brutal and pleasing.

Oh yeah...

Just yesterday, in fact.

And the day before...

How're things now?

More often than I'd like, actually.

Oh my word no. I would never ask for mind altering substances! I was thinking about oatmeal raisin chocolate chip peanut butter crazy cookies. I'm really not much of a baker and the whole process marvels and confuses me. Pasta is more of my forte.

What's your email for the invite?

Yeah, but the MTV news anchors seem so professional onscreen. Did you get a bunch of expensive free stuff?

I bought the Undeclared DVD set yesterday, watched the whole thing and several of the commentaries.
The episode order definitely screwed with me.

Martin Starr's commentaries always drive me insane. Just say something!

hi all!
I have a friend who works for an interior designer/architect of some considerable renown in L.A. The designer is a very good guy - great to work for. He needs someone in Miami as he's working on a project there and is there approx 1 week out of every month.
Please email me if you know of / think of anyone - that person's name and contact info needed- any ad'l info / resume would be great as well.
The designer gave the following info:

A note from Florida to put on the grapevine. The work here will definitely

pick up for the next three months. Commuting from Los Angeles, I really

need someone in Miami who's looking for some extra income, who has their act

together and is interested in design. Three interior design projects need to

be wrapped in the next 3 months, so I'm looking for someone, maybe with a

little of a film producer's attitude who can mix a creative sense with a get

it done attitude.

This is entry level, but a pretty nice range of work. Transportation and own

computer and cell phone a must. Excellent for a student who can juggle or a

writer who manages his/her own time. Hours and compensation to be adjusted

to skills and availability.

"I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar" <--that song is great!...or "friday night."

Have you been watching Stella?

Man, I've been loving this half-hour show way more than even the obscene stuff online!

"But we killed him and ate him?"
"No, you were eating burgers and fries.... remember?"