I used to be really good about replying to everybody's comments. Wha' happened? On Thanksgiving Day, I could've replied to a bunch of comments. What did I do instead? I watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and let me tell you: The quality has deteriorated IMMENSELY since I was a kid. I mean... The Ask Jeeves guy? Is a balloon? Really? I remember He-Man and Skeletor fighting on a float once, and it was awesome. There wasn't anything comparable this year. I feel sorry for the children of today. There was this guy, though, who Ashlee Simpsoned his cue. He missed the first line, but he did NOT do a jig. He just... brought his "microphone" to his face and started "singing" a line late into the song. I do not remember his face, I do not remember the song. I remember the children wearing signs around their little faces, and I remember feeling embarrassed on their behalf. The kid in the yield sign had a tough time in particular. He kept tugging on it. All of the kids had these bored expressions on their faces. Poor kids.
Dear Hess,
Please do not put children in humiliating costumes. No, really. They care. They don't like it. It's annoying. Quit it. I am not buying your SUV and motorcycle toy for anyone. Because, seriously... SUV? What's next, a Hummer? Jeez.
Love,
Laurie
Oh, and it must be said. America Sings? Please don't. And... white pants don't look good on anybody.
So, after the Worst Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ended, the dog show started. It was not the Westminster Dog Show. It was some substandard show. They gave Best in Show to the cutest little terrier. His face was half-brown and half-white. I'm just glad they didn't give it to the standard poodles. I hate standard poodles. And yes, I opened up this journal with a line from a Christopher Guest movie. Well, it was the second sentence. Not the first sentence. And it was not from Best in Show.
Man. I'm going a little nutty because finals are approaching. I'm mostly caught up with my reading. I'm really, really nervous about my biology final. I WILL DO FINE.
And yes, my user name is still anonymouse4Kerry. I'll change it when my neighbors take down their stupid Bush/Cheney sign from their front lawn. And, you know what? Yesterday, when I was studying in my hammock in the backyard, and THAT STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A NEIGHBOR started honking her horn? I let her have it. I shouted in her general direction. You have to understand. Last semester, I took afternoon classes. I could sleep in until the early afternoon. Well, I WOULD HAVE. But, nooooooo. Why ask your children to come to the car when YOU CAN HONK YOUR GODDAMN HORN? And she would do this at 7 in the morning because school starts at 8, I think. And it would wake me up, and I asked her politely if she could lay off the horn in the past. She doesn't care. She's an inconsiderate asshole. She voted for Bush. BIG FUCKING SURPRISE. She honks her horn in the evening, too. I guess to bring her kids inside from playing. Why go outside and ask them to come in WHEN YOU CAN DISTURB THE PEACE OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU SELFISH COW. And she doesn't honk the horn once or twice. She'll honk her horn five or six times every minute for about five minutes. And it's fuckin' annoying. I... didn't even think about it. I just shouted, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE LADY, LAY OFF THE HORN. I'M TRYING TO STUDY." Yeah, it was fruitless, but it felt good to yell at her. And I continued to yell at her with each successive honk session during the ensuing five minutes. I... don't get it. I think SHE thinks she's the center of the world. And it's therefore okay for her to honk her goddamn horn and interrupt everyone. And, you know, you don't have to be outside to hear the horn honking. You could keep your windows open, because it's 70 degrees, and you want fresh air. And you want to sit by the window and enjoy the fresh air and relax with a good book and WHY IS SOMEONE HONKING THEIR HORN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON. Jesus. I mean, really.
My neighbors suck.
And I swear to god, if their idiot kids egg my house again (and they did that after we up a Kerry/Edwards sign), I WILL THROW MY BLOODY TAMPONS AT THEIR DOOR. It's probably easier to clean up than DRIED, ROTTEN EGGS. Thanks.
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Dear Hess,
Please do not put children in humiliating costumes. No, really. They care. They don't like it. It's annoying. Quit it. I am not buying your SUV and motorcycle toy for anyone. Because, seriously... SUV? What's next, a Hummer? Jeez.
Love,
Laurie
Oh, and it must be said. America Sings? Please don't. And... white pants don't look good on anybody.
So, after the Worst Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ended, the dog show started. It was not the Westminster Dog Show. It was some substandard show. They gave Best in Show to the cutest little terrier. His face was half-brown and half-white. I'm just glad they didn't give it to the standard poodles. I hate standard poodles. And yes, I opened up this journal with a line from a Christopher Guest movie. Well, it was the second sentence. Not the first sentence. And it was not from Best in Show.
Man. I'm going a little nutty because finals are approaching. I'm mostly caught up with my reading. I'm really, really nervous about my biology final. I WILL DO FINE.
And yes, my user name is still anonymouse4Kerry. I'll change it when my neighbors take down their stupid Bush/Cheney sign from their front lawn. And, you know what? Yesterday, when I was studying in my hammock in the backyard, and THAT STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A NEIGHBOR started honking her horn? I let her have it. I shouted in her general direction. You have to understand. Last semester, I took afternoon classes. I could sleep in until the early afternoon. Well, I WOULD HAVE. But, nooooooo. Why ask your children to come to the car when YOU CAN HONK YOUR GODDAMN HORN? And she would do this at 7 in the morning because school starts at 8, I think. And it would wake me up, and I asked her politely if she could lay off the horn in the past. She doesn't care. She's an inconsiderate asshole. She voted for Bush. BIG FUCKING SURPRISE. She honks her horn in the evening, too. I guess to bring her kids inside from playing. Why go outside and ask them to come in WHEN YOU CAN DISTURB THE PEACE OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU SELFISH COW. And she doesn't honk the horn once or twice. She'll honk her horn five or six times every minute for about five minutes. And it's fuckin' annoying. I... didn't even think about it. I just shouted, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE LADY, LAY OFF THE HORN. I'M TRYING TO STUDY." Yeah, it was fruitless, but it felt good to yell at her. And I continued to yell at her with each successive honk session during the ensuing five minutes. I... don't get it. I think SHE thinks she's the center of the world. And it's therefore okay for her to honk her goddamn horn and interrupt everyone. And, you know, you don't have to be outside to hear the horn honking. You could keep your windows open, because it's 70 degrees, and you want fresh air. And you want to sit by the window and enjoy the fresh air and relax with a good book and WHY IS SOMEONE HONKING THEIR HORN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON. Jesus. I mean, really.
My neighbors suck.
And I swear to god, if their idiot kids egg my house again (and they did that after we up a Kerry/Edwards sign), I WILL THROW MY BLOODY TAMPONS AT THEIR DOOR. It's probably easier to clean up than DRIED, ROTTEN EGGS. Thanks.
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that'd be hardcare
at least i think so
yeah i used to be good at responding to comments too
but i know what happened to me
i snorted line after line of crused altoids and listned to a lot of Korn
go me
Of course, junkies always talk like this.