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Saturday May 10, 2008

May 10, 2008
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Oh, Popsicle stick joke-writing staff, what am I going to do with you?

This is latest atrocity I had in my mouth was written on a cherry popsicle stick:

"What has wheels and a trunk but no engine?"

I guessed, An elephant on a bike?

The answer:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

"An elephant on roller blades."



BOO! BOO! HISS! BOO! HISSSSSSSS!

No one but gaylords and Dumbledorks ride around on roller blades these days. Get with the program, Popsicle people.

They're lucky their popsicles are delicious and refreshing. But seriously, they need new material. That one wasn't even the worst one I had all week. This one is:

"What did the calendar name his daughters?"

You guessed it. I'm spoilering it for only the egregiously stupid people who might be reading my journal.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

April, May, and June.



If you didn't get it, please wipe the drool from your chin and wear a helmet while you're roller blading. Or power walking. Or plain ol' walking.

Chomp. Popsicles.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
estrada:
Popsicles are too retro to be cool.
May 10, 2008
cthulhu:
Great journal entry! LOL! Maybe you know. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

-Cthulhu
May 16, 2008

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