Yesterday, I had forgotten to close my window before I left for work. It remained open the whole day. When I climbed into bed, the sheets were sticky. Either the humidity is worse than I thought, or little pixies have been jacking off between my sheets. I think the former is more likely than the latter. I don't want to sleep on fairy jizz.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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menotyou:
Have you seen a movie called The Return? It's a really cool Russian indie flick. If your taste in film is anything like your taste in music you will probably dig it.
esotericus:
Considering their tiny size, there must have been an awful lot of pixies.