Monday Jun 21, 2004

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I'm feeling some hometown pride...

Smiley-Face Bomber
Thief Of Thongs
Man Burns House To Destroy Demons
Weird Wisconsin
UFO Wisconsin
The Wisconsinite: 54,375 Square Miles Of Reality
Haunted Wisconsin
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souljerk:
I am thinking of the don queotie, of noies rock...
kurtz:
you BASTARDO!!!! you are like a miniature buddha covered in hair...... all is well, yes?

Monday Jun 07, 2004

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Maliscious weirdosity has been playing with my life. I think I need a psychic cleansing.
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souljerk:
HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....
HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....HEY....
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fuck off and die

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whiskeyfightpit:
Thanks for the SIX ORGANS OF ADMITTANCE recommendations. I've got FOR OCTAVIO PAZ on hold at work, too. How's Leafcutter John? That might be next. I should just do a Forced Exposure order and drop 50 on things I've never heard like Loren MazzaCane Connors and that Sun Ra/Amiri Baraka disk.

Thursday Jun 03, 2004

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Much money unexpectedly spent today.

$350 on a cat that came home with a ripped open hip. Dog bite. Nickel sized gash with the skin split open and muscle airing itself out.

More will be spent tomorrow when I go back to the vet to get the stitches put back in that the little bastard just ripped out.

Then, there's the car. I honestly had...
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whiskeyfightpit:
How about if a unicorn came down and bit your jugular and then threw off brand salt into the festering wound?

GODDAMNED MYTHICAL BEASTS!!!
anomalous:
And then came the flat tire...and I can't remember who I lent my jack to?

Monday May 24, 2004

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Rollercoasters rise and fall. I pay to ride them.
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prs2000:
valleyfair is open huh? nothing like riding coasters on a tummy full of funnel cakes and snow cones. wink
whiskeyfightpit:
I've added a testimonial to your thingy

Sunday May 23, 2004

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Tonight - The Legendary Pink Dots will make everything good and magical for a brief time. Heed the teachings of The Prophet Ka Spel.

Seven seas he sailed on with cannons blazing in the night.
He had shiny medals for his eyes in kryptonite.
With every nail he hammered came the rush of flying hands.
They pasted flyers and planted flags and we watched him...
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Sunday May 23, 2004

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Nope. Cute stoner-rock grrrl didn't like me too much. frown

Pity me, you fucking sluts.

(and by "you fucking sluts", I mean you - the readers of this post, not the legion of cute stoner-rock grrrls) blush
souljerk:
!! skcihc evol I uoy kcuf

Sunday May 16, 2004

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Souljerk is the only male TCSG member worth the lotion I jack him off with. All the rest of you, TRY HARDER.

P.S. - It was a crazy crazy night. I wish I could have shared it with more people. Goodness gracious the unexpected has some fun fabulous poisonous fangs.
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whiskeyfightpit:
Just because you can't take a little ravenous earth worm with your mango salad doesn't mean true American hereos (like myself and Paul Ruebens) should throw in the towel. You can always train me, Apollo Creed. Whatever happened to you?
whiskeyfightpit:
"Notorious Bible Typos"

If you were a police officer, would you bust a quadropledgic who was trying to buy some prostitute? Where does one draw the line?

Wednesday May 12, 2004

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here's my junior high nin poetry/song for the pathetic evening...

flowers and jelly
bumbles and belly
neeny neeny neeny
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whiskeyfightpit:
THE RETURN OF THE SON OF SHUT UP AND PLAY YER GUITAR

BOJANGLIN' DOWN YO' BLOCK LIKE WHOA!!
whiskeyfightpit:
Hey, I was at work and all of the abhorrent TOP 40 Rap and R&B was seeping its way into my mind. It got to the point of me walking around with a golden scepter and a jewel-encrusted goblet whilst screaming "IF YOU DON' START NO SHIT DEY WON BE NO SHIT" and "WHAT? OKAY!".

The lines of Ritalin, propane huffing, Giraffe blood bathing, and terpentine drinking may have had a small factor in the "BOJANGLIN' DOWN YO BLOCK LIKE WHOA!" fiasco.

Can one person own too much porn?

Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

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Info on an upcoming show of mine. Day 2 at 10:00pm - Dm.

Flaneur Productions presents:
Heliotrope, a two-day exhibition of underground and underexposed music

Franklin Art Works, 14 + 15 May 2004
1021 East Franklin Ave, Minneapolis
$7.00 per day or $12.00 for both days

Friday
12:30 White Map (featuring Zak Sally of Low and Scott Brown of Skin of
Earth/Noise Quean Ant)
11:00...
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souljerk:
thx dooode
souljerk:
is that part of the art a werl ?

Monday Apr 26, 2004

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kurtz:
wait.... is that your dream or.......

Thursday Apr 22, 2004

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Trying is the first step towards failure. smile
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blasfemme:
tee hee hee....
souljerk:
do or do not there is no try... young grass hopper
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