The person who came up with the Master Cleanse of lemon juice, maple syrup, and chili powder is one clever dude. I mean, he's convinced a quarter of L.A. that consuming this concoction will cleanse "toxins" and make one slimmer. There's a place near me that sells 16 oz of the drink for $5! Five bucks! Then there are the ladies at the dungeon. So many drink the stuff that there's a stock of chili powder in the kitchen area.
I'm thinking there's some guy out there who bet his friends over some beers, "Hey, check this out. I'm going to make up some crazy recipe for a drink and tell everyone it'll make you crap buckets." His buddies probably said, "What? Who the f*ck would want to crap buckets?"
"I dunno, but I bet I can make people drink it, especially skinny bitches in L.A. who think they are fat."
"No, man, you gotta be trippin'."
"It's for real! Just watch."
Now there's a guy a few beers richer, and a quarter of L.A. is examining their toilet bowls after drinking a gallon of spicy lemonade. Hmmm...maybe I can come up with something as clever?
I'm thinking there's some guy out there who bet his friends over some beers, "Hey, check this out. I'm going to make up some crazy recipe for a drink and tell everyone it'll make you crap buckets." His buddies probably said, "What? Who the f*ck would want to crap buckets?"
"I dunno, but I bet I can make people drink it, especially skinny bitches in L.A. who think they are fat."
"No, man, you gotta be trippin'."
"It's for real! Just watch."
Now there's a guy a few beers richer, and a quarter of L.A. is examining their toilet bowls after drinking a gallon of spicy lemonade. Hmmm...maybe I can come up with something as clever?
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Wow, it's crazy that that happened to you. I'm sure the bright side is that you have surely moved on and moved on nicely.