The pity party was a hit. Making the clown pee on the carpet was a nice touch.
bellyjack:
Clean-up must have been a nasty business. Wasn't the supermarket check-out clerk suspicious when all you bought was a gallon jug of vinegar, five pound box of baking soda, and case of paper towels? 
baudot:
Not nearly so suspicious as the time where it was a box of condoms, a towel, and half a pound of gummi worms.