Someone needs to send me to detention because I'm WAY behind on my homework! So, my celebrity spirit animal(s)? That's an easy one: Garfunkel & Oates! (You know, minus any of the musical talent). Much like myself, they're two incredibly awkward girls just trying to get by while making dick jokes and pretending to be sexy! I love them.
1.) For starters, we're super in tune with our inner feelings: 
2.) And we have the same view on organized spectator sports:
"Sports, go sports! Athletics are #1!
Participants are heroes! Go, team! Yeah!"
3.) They're totally 4/20 friendly:
"It's not a crime, it's 420 time!
Weed card, that's what I need!"
4.) They not super big on clubbing. (Also, Arrested Development references)
"I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth.
This party just took a turn for the douche."
5.) They're bad at remembering names. Also, they're brutally honest.
"Now am I an asshole
Or are you just boring?
'Cause one of these two things must be true
Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck."
6.) They're self aware of their flaws:
7.) They ask the real questions:
8.) Despite being numbered, this isn't part of the list, just a great recommendation:
They have a show on Netflix right now, which is basically my favorite thing. If you haven't seen their videos at all, might I recommend their video "Loophole" about preserving your sacred, holy virginity by doing butt stuff instead. You'll be happy you did. Thank me later. Remember, sometime you have to think outside the box! *rim shot*
"Oh, thank you for making me holy!
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from!
And since I'm not a godless whore,
He'll have to come in the back door, therefore..
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus!"
♥ And, lastly, guys...
♥ @bloghomework , @missy @rambo @lyxzen
