anna

sweet holy jesus its been so long!!!

i have been:
&hearts working a lot
&hearts drinking a lot
&hearts kind of slutty

YAY!!!

ive been lazy and obnoxious and irresponsible, and i dont feel bad about it at all

i keep thinking that im going to update, but then i go smoke, and suddenly doing a puzzle or watching several hours of ren & stimpy sound like a much better idea.

i have oh so many photos to share. most are stolen. and im only showing the ones with me in them. HA!

1. EAST COAST CAMPING TRIP was a terribly good time.
i would like to issue a blanket apology to all attendees who were beaten or molested by myself. god i was so drunk and shitty.

please observe (and dont worry, i know that i look all kinds of nasty and fucked up in these.):

ohhhhhh man, those pictures make me laugh. good times, good people. im going to resize them, because the whole cutting off thing is driving me mad. you cant even see whose titties im licking!! (hint: its karma) i want to make some shout-outs, but

DAMNIT

now im high and fargo is on amc. i dont think i can type that much, but im going to post a shit ton of photos. i should have some free time tomorrow to talk to you guys, edit my post with some outrageously witty captions, and send love to you wonderful east coast folk.


comfest photos from my lovah. try not to be jealous. it must be hard.

more fabulous drunkeness (and hair extensions)

my darling finnish friend jaana came to visit

took out the extensions, cut my hair, and took some real faggish pictures to show you

weeknite drunkeness with the little sister. mmmmm cheap college beer

pulled up some old figure modeling from when i had virgin skin and was much thinner

oh yeah, when i got back from camping i had this huge red welt on my hip, which has since turned into some dark red scaley rash/sore thing. last week it started to do the same thing on my back, and yesterday i found that my thigh is turning red, bumpy, and scaley. its pretty gross and i dont know what the fuck it is.

ill be at alissabrunellis art show at stained skin this saturday, if youre stopping in you should say hi! sunshine and i will be there, and will most likely be drunk as hell. ahhhhhh i love that woman. anyway, alissabrunelli and i will be discussing the possible shooting of a set (!!!) very excited about that.

i am 85% sure that i will be at the boston tattoo convention in september. we will have to see if i get the time off. but i do expect all of you new englanders to come and visit (and maybe if one of you could give me a place to stay, that would be sweet, too ).

my birthday is in 10 days. i have to get a new drivers license and buy my underaged friends lots of liquor. sunshine and dave are taking me out, and god help anyone who witnesses the debauchery that will take place that nite.

i say this from time to time, but

recently i have rediscovered my ginormous crush on the hansen brothers

ONE WORD: GANGBANG
(two words: incestual gangbang?)

im going to go watch some gay porn and probably fall asleep masturbating