man, i am feeling good. im making some major progress with the money situation. progress is good.
i have nothing of substance to say. just random thoughts and rants.
who the fuck am i kidding. this is going to be long. real long.
went to comfest this weekend with the lovely miss sunshine and husband. easily two of my most favorite people in the world. so sweet and fun and hospitable, really just lovely folks to be around. they always feed me, too. i like that. we saw the fabulous alisa as soon as we walked in, holy crap i love that woman. soooooo beautiful, and sweet as can be. i spent a good half hour lying on my back on a blanket staring at the people walking by. some strange boy ran up to me, told me he loved me, and kissed me on the lips. that was nice. we drunk dialed eliska, pet lots of pretty dogs, and i was pretty lit (as usual). then we went skinny dipping, followed by hot showers and ohhhhhh.....
i am one lucky girl, this much is the truth.
my sister graduated from nursing school last weekend. i am super proud of her. she is making loads of monies now. pictures! pictures!
im preeeeetty sure i will be stealing that hat and taking pictures fairly soon.
holy shit, HELL CITY. i havent had a proper update since then, have i???
it was fucking incredible. i had so much fun, and i am counting down the days until i can go to another event. i know its hard to believe, but these ladies are even more amazing and sweet and beautiful in person. i miss them a lot.
i didnt take any pictures, it would have driven me crazy to carry my camera around. so i am going to steal photos from other people. muhahahahaha!!! only the ones that i am in though. im vain like that.
&hearts i got naked on a table at skullys and _SEVEN_ shot a set for little ol me. loe was there to guide me and hold things and make shirley temples and just be fucking cute as hell.
&hearts ooooo ooooo AND i got to watch him shoot a set for iso, who is, by the way, amazingly beautiful and sweet as could be. and i totally got to watch her get naked. on a bar. hot.
&hearts we went to a party and had people take pictures of about 10 sgs molesting a passed out drunk kid
&hearts i drove eliska, sunshine, and dave back to the apartment, where we drank, talked, and ate FUCKING AMAZING SANDWICHES while watching porn. oh, i also ate tater tots off of sunshines boobs. sweet.
&hearts i got to cuddle with eliska so damn much, and you are so jealous. trust me, her boobies are softer and comfier than you have ever imagined.
&hearts wendy gave me a bikini with..... oh gosh youll just have to see it. its fucking weird. maybe ill take pictures?
&hearts i shot a video with mikewillpukeonu (which is way hot and kind of vulgar, by the way. the video, not mike.....errrrrr...), and ended up spending hours in his hotel room talking, listening to music, and eating gas station pizza. he is good company, and i absolutely adore him.
&hearts oh shit, i also shot a video with amina. it was the interview part. she was super sweet and made me feel very comfortable. problem is, we shot it in the morning, and i was still drunk from the nite before. i was nervous enough about the damn thing, then i had to go do that.... i dont even know what i said. i think i rambled for like 20 minutes. and i had been chainsmoking all weekend, so i sounded like a 90 year old woman. shit.
&hearts why was i still drunk? well, to make a long story short, eliska and i got ourselves locked out of the hotel room at like 2am, and we were both in our undies. we proceeded to wander around the hotel, looking for people who would let us in their room. we rode the elevator down with a drunk guy who was stealing potted plants from the hotel and hoarding them on the elevator. a man who wanted us to tell him if he had a small penis kindly let us in his room, where i snorted some pills of questionable origin and drank the last of his whiskey. a few hours (?) later we were chased down by hotel security after running through the lobby in our panties, and were escorted back to our room. well at least we made it back, right?
ok ok ive got to stop now, or this will just get ridiculous.
but do you see why i love these girls? i want them all to live with me. we can build a commune. on an off-shore oil rig, so we are safe in the event of a zombie invasion.
erins boyfriend graduated from high school! yay!
look at how pretty my baby sister is:
jeeves is goofy, but he is a good kid. and i have never seen two people so unbelievably perfect together, especially so young? ah, its refreshing, really.
this is him playing the piano. hot.
one time my sister, our friend annie, and myself were at jeeves house, and erin made up a game for us to play. we blindfolded jeeves, took his pants off, and took turns touching him. he had to guess who was touching him, and if he was wrong, we beat him with a belt. fuck, i love my sister.
im getting new glasses, because i cant afford contacts anymore. ive had the same glasses since 8th grade, so i am very excited. i just ordered these today:
today i also bought hair extensions, which i will hopefully have in sometime next week. i am excited, like whoa. i and for good reason. i look hot with long hair. observe:
that was totally an excuse to get you to look at me naked. i tricked you!! hahaha!! oh man, im sneaky.
time is wearing thin, so im just going to start pulling photos out of my ass. seriously, thats where theyre coming from. my ass. you love it.
these are such fucking awful pictures of me. but i love them so i dont care.
we drank a lot and drove 40 minutes to a porn shop at 1am
that is not my bra. i dont wear bras, ewww. mike is super incredibly awesome, though.
the real question is.... why swallow if you can get a load on your face?
i dont know how dave manages to look so fucking creepy in all of my pictures. we are going to have to work on that.
my sisters friend got a cow butchered and she bought 1/4 of it. she gave us some steaks and i ate a couple. but first i molested them.
im giving up my dream of avoiding the sun all summer long. im outside at work for several hours a day and its just too damn hard. now i have a serious farmers tan, and the rest of my body is still a milky pasty white. im going to have to start sunbathing, because i will not tolerate such things. at least the sun is making my freckles come out, like so:
i have new hair, its pretty cute
the corn in the fields is growing fast, 'knee-high by july,' as my grandma always says. when i get home from work, especially on a windy day, i sit in my rocking chair on the front porch and watching the sun set over the fields. everything is green, green, the most brilliant shade of green youve ever seen. and the wind, when its blowing fierce, makes the stalks turn and sway until you swear youre rocking back and forth on a boat in the middle of a green sea. then the rustling, the sound of the leaves sliding against eachother, the whispering and the hissing that has such an oddly soothing quality to it. its times like these, i dont know how i could ever leave this place.
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i was going to take pictures of the fields, but o-ren was out front and being so cute, so we laid in the grass and played instead.
im going to vegas in...... a little over 2 months? ive never been on a plane. chicago is as far west as ive ever been. giant groups of people both excite and scare the hell out of me. this will be interesting.
i told myself i was going to try to stop eating so much meat. and then friday i ate a steak and a cheeseburger, saturday i had a cheesburger and a hot dog, and sunday i ate another steak. the need for meat must be in my blood. i truly believe that i could not live without it.
it is very important that you watch these videos. columbus' pride and joy. andy just bought the tapes, and also a damon zex shirt for me. amazing.
i (being a person terrified of telephones) have been having 3+ hour long conversations and running up phone bills with international calling, and i couldnt be happier about it. i have the biggest crush anyone has ever had. in the world. ever. and i have discovered the amazing world of phone sex. fuck. yes.
so there you go, kids.
an update.
this one wasnt very funny, so i lose points for that. -but- it had lots of pictures, so i guess i gain those points back and break even. i cant complain about that.
leave me a comment. tell me something. anything, i dont care. i am a whore for comments. id let comments run a train on me. id let comments piss in my hair. id let comments jizz in my eyes. all of them, at the same time. bukkake? its time for bed, i believe.
until next time, my chillins
