ankh42

well.. first i lured him into a trap with cookies... once he was near the laundry basket, i let it fall over him, but he didnt notice he was caught because he was too busy with the cookies. Then i asked him if my towel smelled like chloroform, he sniffed it, said "cooookie" and passed out. While he was unconcious, i took my Buck knife, and cut him like a fish. Did you know he is full of coookie dough?
I cleaned his guts out and cooked them, thru his pelt in the wash and sewed myself that coat.
Best damn cookies ive ever had!

hmm... i think we could manage to off Elmo, although i think he might be full of creepiness