anissa

Remember Fatty Von Squirrelavitch?

Well, apparently I'm no longer stalking him.

I'm sponsoring him.

As his eyes get too big for his stomach, his balls get too big for his britches.
He's been getting very curious about me, and it's the most hilarious, interesting, and freaky thing ever.

Of course I took pictures.


He's so fat he has to hold his little squirrel heart.


He caught me.



The Bait.


One squirrel production of Waiting for Guffman: Waiting for Nuts, man.
Get it?
Ehehehhehe.


So high the climb.
Can't look back now.


Peaky, peaky!


Well hello there.


Whoa.


Eep.


Double eep.


Whatcha got there? Bacon?