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Thursday Dec 21, 2006

Dec 21, 2006
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I have the mullet of Christmas trees.

It's all buisness up top and party at the bottom due to the fact that half of them are blinkers and the other half aren't. That's not so unusual but they stop perfectly above a line of garland.

Oh sure anybody can do that, but, I didn't have them on while I was decorating the tree... dun, Dun, DUN!

Christmas miracle.

Because the battery in my camera is charging I've taken the liberty of drawing a Christmas diagram.



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P.s. So, ok the bulbs look like turnips. I totally see it. It's all good.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
takesatraintocry:
This is the best journal entry ever. I hope your mulleted christmas tree gets into a wicked hockey fight, gloves off, with some uppity 'real' conifer and wins out.
Dec 27, 2006
wildswan:
... cutest little dead turniplights that ever where.
Dec 30, 2006

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