I was on my spider infested porch about 15 minutes ago. I was smoking a cigarette, minding my own business when all of a sudden there was a car accident in front of my house.
A car decided it would be a good idea to not stop at a stop sign so he hit another car. The fucker decided to peel out and quickly turn right to make an ascape. Lucky for him, though, he tried to escape down a dead end. When he tried to quickly turn around he was blocked by a witness that moved a car in his way.
Refusing to give up, the fucker actually got out of his car and ran away. Nobody chased in and it seemed like too much work for me, so he's gone. I don't think he realizes that the car has license plates on it, and he's going to be IDed and get charged witha hit and run, but oh well.
Watching these events will most likely be the highlight of my day today, which is sad because its only like 3:30, but what can you do, right?
Anyway...
I need a cup of coffee and something to eat. So I'm going to leave the confines of my house for a bit to get nurishment. Yahoo. Yahoo for me. Yahoo for school.
In my absence go to google, type in "Steve curb stomps dogs" and see what you get. Feel free to share with the class, too.
A car decided it would be a good idea to not stop at a stop sign so he hit another car. The fucker decided to peel out and quickly turn right to make an ascape. Lucky for him, though, he tried to escape down a dead end. When he tried to quickly turn around he was blocked by a witness that moved a car in his way.
Refusing to give up, the fucker actually got out of his car and ran away. Nobody chased in and it seemed like too much work for me, so he's gone. I don't think he realizes that the car has license plates on it, and he's going to be IDed and get charged witha hit and run, but oh well.
Watching these events will most likely be the highlight of my day today, which is sad because its only like 3:30, but what can you do, right?
Anyway...
I need a cup of coffee and something to eat. So I'm going to leave the confines of my house for a bit to get nurishment. Yahoo. Yahoo for me. Yahoo for school.
In my absence go to google, type in "Steve curb stomps dogs" and see what you get. Feel free to share with the class, too.
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xxtokyoeyexx:
ha great story
swirlie: