there were a string of robberies all targeting a specific chain of business. one of the local stores thought it was prepared and thought that they could prevent it by going through specific measures each night. they had to clear everyone out of the store at closing time, this included checking the bathrooms. after this they had to call their manager to tell him that they were fine, and if this call didn't happen within ten minutes of closing, the cops would be called.
one night, the store closed, the patrons were all asked to leave, and the call to the manager was placed. the guy in charge of the shift set the safe's time delay lock and the crew began to clean up. unfortunately, this night the crew forgot to check the bathrooms at the time of close. a man walked out holding a gun and pointed at the man in charge of the store. they were all led to the bathroom and tied up. the assailant asked if anyone had a cell phone. only one girl did.
"I don't wanna break it, so just take out the battery. i don't need anyone calling the cops."
they tried to open the back to get the battery but couldn't get the damned thing to open. "i'm sorry, make sure the company buys you a new one. i have to break it." the robber apologized and then broke the phone and all the phones in the store.
he then made the supervisor follow him into the backroom and the safe was opened. envelopes with people's name written on them were discovered.
"what're these?" asked the robber.
"tips" was the reply.
"oh, give me the names of everyone working tonight."
and the supervisor gave the names. the robber took the envelopes with those names and set them aside.
"make sure they get them." the robber said. as he took the rest of the money, led the supervisor back to the bathroom, tied him up and then left.
moral of this true story: not all robbers are assholes, some are actually very polite.
p.s. if somehow your nipple got scraped clear off, would it grow back as a nipple or just skin?
one night, the store closed, the patrons were all asked to leave, and the call to the manager was placed. the guy in charge of the shift set the safe's time delay lock and the crew began to clean up. unfortunately, this night the crew forgot to check the bathrooms at the time of close. a man walked out holding a gun and pointed at the man in charge of the store. they were all led to the bathroom and tied up. the assailant asked if anyone had a cell phone. only one girl did.
"I don't wanna break it, so just take out the battery. i don't need anyone calling the cops."
they tried to open the back to get the battery but couldn't get the damned thing to open. "i'm sorry, make sure the company buys you a new one. i have to break it." the robber apologized and then broke the phone and all the phones in the store.
he then made the supervisor follow him into the backroom and the safe was opened. envelopes with people's name written on them were discovered.
"what're these?" asked the robber.
"tips" was the reply.
"oh, give me the names of everyone working tonight."
and the supervisor gave the names. the robber took the envelopes with those names and set them aside.
"make sure they get them." the robber said. as he took the rest of the money, led the supervisor back to the bathroom, tied him up and then left.
moral of this true story: not all robbers are assholes, some are actually very polite.
p.s. if somehow your nipple got scraped clear off, would it grow back as a nipple or just skin?
swirlie:
Scar tissue I'am assuming. A sort of discolored skin tissue that may or may not resemble a nipple. Though even if the color is right. Scar tissue is often pink, at least for a little while, I highly doubt you would have an actual nipple. It would probably look more like a bunch of tiny, bumpy hills, than the cone like mountain peek it once was. But I've never had my nipples scraped off, so this is just speculation. If anyone out there has or is a doctor who knows the answer, this man know. I'm kind of curious now too.
scarydoll:
I have no idea. Nor would I like to find out myself. 