It looks like its gonna rain again today, and I'm hoping for more floods. I have my ship built and my first mate picked. I've a telescope too. Never know when you're gonna need a telescope. The order of business will be to sail over to philly to find a homeless guy with an eye patch, he will be the intimidator guy. Don't fuck with his stink or he'll breathe on your french fries! Anyway, after we get him, we'll find more people to be pirates under my stern, yet fair, command. They will all love me and call me Cap'n. Travelling the great lakes will be our thang, and we will find the great treasure of lake eerie(sp?). It doens't matter if I spelled that right; all that matters now is that I'm gonna achieve my minutes long dream of being a land/ water pirate. After we pillage every last wannabe pirate on the great lakes, we'll set lake eerie on fire and then set up a small antiques shop off of the coast of Colorado. Oh yes! By the time I'm done and ready to set up shop, there will be a coast off of Colorado. BEWARE THE DREAD PIRATE
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