I turned 30.
I gave up cigarettes.
Physical therapy seems to be working. I have aches and wierd hot tingling sensations in areas i diddn't even know I had muscles. Maybe it's some kind of early-onset midlife chrisis, but I want to get in shape. I have some really bad habits, and the men in my family tend to die young.
I spent the weekend...
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I gave up cigarettes.
Physical therapy seems to be working. I have aches and wierd hot tingling sensations in areas i diddn't even know I had muscles. Maybe it's some kind of early-onset midlife chrisis, but I want to get in shape. I have some really bad habits, and the men in my family tend to die young.
I spent the weekend...
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OK. Here comes the sincerity.
The search for a job in journalism has stalled out and died for now. This is the most writing I've done in a while, and it feels like part of me is dying. I've got to make some time, and find a purpose for writing at home if it's not going to be part of my work for now.
The...
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The search for a job in journalism has stalled out and died for now. This is the most writing I've done in a while, and it feels like part of me is dying. I've got to make some time, and find a purpose for writing at home if it's not going to be part of my work for now.
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They're making a biopic of Anna Nicole Smith's life not two months after she ate the big Ho Ho in the sky.
Here's an idea for a movie I'd like to see: Tom Cruise wants so badly to play a famous - though unfortunately still living - American business tycoon, that he hooks up with an unofficial and highly radical branch of the Scientologists to...
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Here's an idea for a movie I'd like to see: Tom Cruise wants so badly to play a famous - though unfortunately still living - American business tycoon, that he hooks up with an unofficial and highly radical branch of the Scientologists to...
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Easter. Athousand years ago today, the baby bunny Jesus found a magical chocolate egg laid by a magical chocolate chicken. When the evil Jews killed baby bunny Jesus, the magical egg made him come back to life and gave him the ability to walk on water. Then baby bunny Jesus flew up to heaven. The end.
Now every Easter, in memory of baby bunny Jesus,...
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Now every Easter, in memory of baby bunny Jesus,...
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26, February, 2007
Logging a journal entry just to convince myself I can still type.
I feel like I'm getting my period, but since I don't have the necessary parts like womb, vagina etc. I guesss that's impossible. I'm feeling emotional, and I can't decide wether I'm excited to be leaving the house, or totally crushed because Work is the only place I'm going today....
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Logging a journal entry just to convince myself I can still type.
I feel like I'm getting my period, but since I don't have the necessary parts like womb, vagina etc. I guesss that's impossible. I'm feeling emotional, and I can't decide wether I'm excited to be leaving the house, or totally crushed because Work is the only place I'm going today....
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My last journal post came off sounding a little "holier than thou", however inadvertantly. Believe me, I'm not one to preach. I'm a confirmed Capitalist, and I'm as crazy about my material posessions as anyone else. I apreciate how much better our gadgets are now than they were when I was a kid. Walkmen gave way to Discmen and now to the IPod. The improvements...
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It's been a month nearly, and I haven't been able to think of a goddamned thing to say.
Obligatory family gift-giving holiday is two days from today, and obligatory family night before gift-giving holiday is tomorrow. I hardly see us gathered round the tree sipping cider and singing carols. Whatever. I'm not a Grinch. Or a Scrooge. I like Christmas just fine. I love giving...
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Obligatory family gift-giving holiday is two days from today, and obligatory family night before gift-giving holiday is tomorrow. I hardly see us gathered round the tree sipping cider and singing carols. Whatever. I'm not a Grinch. Or a Scrooge. I like Christmas just fine. I love giving...
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God bless wonderful Friday. Life-giving, hope restoring, faith affirming Friday. Time to drink a 40 and eat leftover turkey.
Animal Mother's favorite post-Thanksgiving hangover cure/pre-weekend booze preparation treatment: Between two slices sourdough bread, layer leftover turkey (darkmeat preferable), heaping scoop of leftover stuffing, healthy layer of Cool Ranch Doritos for that special ZING, jellied cranberry log to taste. To be eaten while shirtless and hunched...
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Animal Mother's favorite post-Thanksgiving hangover cure/pre-weekend booze preparation treatment: Between two slices sourdough bread, layer leftover turkey (darkmeat preferable), heaping scoop of leftover stuffing, healthy layer of Cool Ranch Doritos for that special ZING, jellied cranberry log to taste. To be eaten while shirtless and hunched...
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"Rat shit, bat shit
Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray.
Lizard shit.
FUCK."
-George Carlin
"Freddy's got knives, Freddy's got guns
Freddy's gonna stab you right in your buns"
-Josh B. Tenth grade, high on LSD. We were trying to compose a rap about Freddy Kruger and that's as far as we were able to get before sickening bouts of giggles...
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Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray.
Lizard shit.
FUCK."
-George Carlin
"Freddy's got knives, Freddy's got guns
Freddy's gonna stab you right in your buns"
-Josh B. Tenth grade, high on LSD. We were trying to compose a rap about Freddy Kruger and that's as far as we were able to get before sickening bouts of giggles...
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