Hello I'm Johnny Cash- they were his best words.
That film has left the man in black as the Wanted Man-too bad we all know where the money goes.
Today, a great day in hypnohealing for me, i'm gonna plagarise the Net for these thoughts on the golden Apple.
"The Da Vinci Code Revealed (in ten chapters)
Chapter 1
Reading the Seattle Sunday Times bestseller list for the umpteenth time in a row, I found it remained unchallenged, dramatically positioned at the top of the monolithic list of best sellers, week after week after week. What could be the secret of the Da Vinci Code? Oh, of course, its as clear as my first Calculus Formula, its ..
Chapter 2
The a Priori argument, as everyone who has read the philosopher Immanuel Kant would recognize, is the assumption requiring no explanation, which then becomes the basis for each and every succeeding argument, which must be proved. Thus, clearly the Da Vinci Code is popular because of the secret reason. I must tell everyone the reason. Later.
Chapter 3
I know that the world wonders why Im writing this way, but the Da Vinci Code proves that if chapters are kept short, tailored to an audience trained on sixty second sound bites, and punctuated with random italics, and a hanging plot line at the end of every chapter, as I know through my unique and special training as a listener of the Talking Heads, they will read on, no matter how terribly the story is written, or the plot derived. Suddenly I know why.
Chapter 4
Like the National Enquirer headlines, you will find out why the Da Vinci Code has four heads and three stunted limbs, if you only buy it and read through to the back page, which of course is where the secret code might be found. Suddenly I understand, its popular because there are sounds in the forest.
Chapter 5
Nothing here will be stated as fact, for that would require sources, and keep this from being a fiction, but I will insinuate that if you research the literary world, you will find out the incredible secret that the Da Vince Code is the biggest selling book in one year that has ever been sold, 6.5 million copies and its terrible. Someone must find out.
Chapter 6
Finally, because were now safe, I can tell you that I didnt like the book. Ill soon tell you why, but suddenly I have to go to the bathroom.
Chapter 7
Some people dont like the Da Vinci Code because it discusses the contradictions of the Catholic Church, but if I reveal the answer to why I dont like it . Suddenly theres a knock on my door, theyre coming to steal my manuscript because it reveals the answer. Quick, Ryan and Jenna, grab the computer and well run out the back door where Ive stored my private Leer jet in my cornfield.
Chapter 8
Random italics, everywhere, will make you a rich, rich author, and of course, its clear, because my table is made of wood, I suddenly understand why George Bush thought Iraq would become a democratic country in a months time, if only we shoot them. When you use your mind and a few simple clues that everyone knows, such as the binary formula for the genetic code in your fingernail, the results are amazing.
Chapter 9
Every lucid critique that I read about the Da Vinci code said it was a mediocre tomb at best, written in the worst of styles. Yet, because it is so popular, and will be coming to a theater near you, I had to read it. Now I know that the critiques were being far too kind. But, just as the Enquirer sells week after week, so will the Da Vinci Code.
Chapter 10
Oh well, there have been worse popular trashy books. It does pose many, many questions and stimulates the mind to search for answers. I do believe in the sacred feminine. Or more appropriately, I believe that females are sacred, but if Dan Brown wants to use strange phrasing to sound special, whatever. The answer to the Da Vinci Code is clearly this. Never underestimate the power of good marketing."
Oh TV viewers give me your pay!
That film has left the man in black as the Wanted Man-too bad we all know where the money goes.
Today, a great day in hypnohealing for me, i'm gonna plagarise the Net for these thoughts on the golden Apple.
"The Da Vinci Code Revealed (in ten chapters)
Chapter 1
Reading the Seattle Sunday Times bestseller list for the umpteenth time in a row, I found it remained unchallenged, dramatically positioned at the top of the monolithic list of best sellers, week after week after week. What could be the secret of the Da Vinci Code? Oh, of course, its as clear as my first Calculus Formula, its ..
Chapter 2
The a Priori argument, as everyone who has read the philosopher Immanuel Kant would recognize, is the assumption requiring no explanation, which then becomes the basis for each and every succeeding argument, which must be proved. Thus, clearly the Da Vinci Code is popular because of the secret reason. I must tell everyone the reason. Later.
Chapter 3
I know that the world wonders why Im writing this way, but the Da Vinci Code proves that if chapters are kept short, tailored to an audience trained on sixty second sound bites, and punctuated with random italics, and a hanging plot line at the end of every chapter, as I know through my unique and special training as a listener of the Talking Heads, they will read on, no matter how terribly the story is written, or the plot derived. Suddenly I know why.
Chapter 4
Like the National Enquirer headlines, you will find out why the Da Vinci Code has four heads and three stunted limbs, if you only buy it and read through to the back page, which of course is where the secret code might be found. Suddenly I understand, its popular because there are sounds in the forest.
Chapter 5
Nothing here will be stated as fact, for that would require sources, and keep this from being a fiction, but I will insinuate that if you research the literary world, you will find out the incredible secret that the Da Vince Code is the biggest selling book in one year that has ever been sold, 6.5 million copies and its terrible. Someone must find out.
Chapter 6
Finally, because were now safe, I can tell you that I didnt like the book. Ill soon tell you why, but suddenly I have to go to the bathroom.
Chapter 7
Some people dont like the Da Vinci Code because it discusses the contradictions of the Catholic Church, but if I reveal the answer to why I dont like it . Suddenly theres a knock on my door, theyre coming to steal my manuscript because it reveals the answer. Quick, Ryan and Jenna, grab the computer and well run out the back door where Ive stored my private Leer jet in my cornfield.
Chapter 8
Random italics, everywhere, will make you a rich, rich author, and of course, its clear, because my table is made of wood, I suddenly understand why George Bush thought Iraq would become a democratic country in a months time, if only we shoot them. When you use your mind and a few simple clues that everyone knows, such as the binary formula for the genetic code in your fingernail, the results are amazing.
Chapter 9
Every lucid critique that I read about the Da Vinci code said it was a mediocre tomb at best, written in the worst of styles. Yet, because it is so popular, and will be coming to a theater near you, I had to read it. Now I know that the critiques were being far too kind. But, just as the Enquirer sells week after week, so will the Da Vinci Code.
Chapter 10
Oh well, there have been worse popular trashy books. It does pose many, many questions and stimulates the mind to search for answers. I do believe in the sacred feminine. Or more appropriately, I believe that females are sacred, but if Dan Brown wants to use strange phrasing to sound special, whatever. The answer to the Da Vinci Code is clearly this. Never underestimate the power of good marketing."
Oh TV viewers give me your pay!
This journal cracks me up